Suck it old witch 

An snarky insult which is parent friendly

Yolanda- your so fat
Robert- suck it old witch

Suck it old witch by Popo water bottle June 4, 2023

Old Pickerin' Witch 

Basically, an old pickerin' witch is an old woman who could aptly be called a haint because she is always making phone calls--usually to government agencies--to complain about people, neighbors, this, that, and the other. Sometimes at first, she will pretend to be nice to obtain secrets from people only to plot to use them for future complaints. She does this because it makes her feel that she is important or has power when she really doesn't. People usually get wise to her and quit communicating with her or dealing with her at all.

Somebody new in the neighborhood says, "I talked to that woman next door." Then they are told, "Don't mess with her because she likes to get people in trouble even when nothing wrong is happening. Yeah, she is an old pickerin' witch."

Old Pickerin' Witch by the truth teller 2 December 30, 2020

Old crippled broken witch 

Is a term to describe a witch that is so old that she is broken. This witch still has her powers and still looks incredible and still is perfect in every way.

Hay man that Joanna is one Old crippled broken witch

Old crippled broken witch by Witch man July 18, 2022

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch 

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch by Witch man August 28, 2022

Watch old yeller 

To have an audience for ones suicide.

Hey Joe you wanna come over later and watch Old Yeller? (When Joe arrives you place shotgun to your head and pull the trigger)

Watch old yeller by Pssyslyr69 April 22, 2019

no one is old enough to watch this movie 

An expression that may literally mean like that in K-12 school campuses. However, in wider society, this expression is a mere metaphore used by movie reviews to describe how inappropriate a particular movie is to watch, hence not something that the movie reviewer particularly recommends.

Being a movie reviewer myself, my favorite actor is Kid Cudi from his movies "Jexi" (2019) and "Trap" (2024). BTW, the latest superhero movie "Deadpool & Wolverine" (2024) contains too much inappropriate contents (violence, coarse language) that no one is old enough to watch this movie. Therefore, this third sequel of Deadpool is not something my Kid should watch.

no one is old enough to watch this movie by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025