Old Guy Convention 

When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.

You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.

Old Guy Convention by Matty Fizzle March 4, 2009

Old Guy Syndrome (OGS) 

A condition in which men take on certain qualities, such as slower movement, complaints about non-specific pain, an inability to hear anything else but a television, flatulence, sleeplessness, or sleeping until noon, forgetfulness, and an extremely critical view of others, many have delusions about an omnipotent "they" who seem to direct their activities. A remarkable recovery is usually observed when one OGS sufferer is contacted by another OGS.

One who suffers from Old Guy Syndrome (OGS) OGS may be observed mindlessly turning a flashlight on and off for more than 15 minutes to determine whether it works.

Old Guy Syndrome (OGS) by Benjy12 January 22, 2013

Old guy with candy 

basiclly a slut
cuz they basically throw them selves on you like an old guuy with candy

man i hooked up w/ jess last night.
she was so easy she was like an old guy with candy.

Old guy with candy by Isaac756 January 7, 2008

old guy in surfwise 

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit

Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”

old guy in surfwise by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

old guy bathed 

the old guy asks you to be bathed, when he already been bathed

the old guy bathed when you bathed the old guy in the squat rack and the old guy comes and ask you to be bathed

old guy bathed by teratin June 14, 2023

creepy old guy 

The future winner of the 2020 American election.

Dave: Who will win the election?
Bob: The creepy old guy.
Dave: Which one?

creepy old guy by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

white van which has a old guy in it 

yeah that van is probably safe and will give you tons of candy. to acquire the candy you must get in the back of the van and say LESSSSS GO!!! 😎😎😎😎😎. then the car will start to go forward and when you come to your destination you will get the candy. THIS PROCESS IS VERY POG.

Person 1: I hopped in a white van which has a old guy in it and I got TONS OF CANDY!
Person 2: Is this an ad?
Person 1: Yes this is an ad for Raid Shadow Legends and their pickup candy system.

white van which has a old guy in it by dustybowls April 17, 2021