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10.
the invisible old man that lives on pool tables who changes the direction of pool balls, making them go in impossible directions. he also bends you over and fucks you in the ass while you are losing a game, and if you are winning, he has already fucked you in the ass at an earlier time for payment.
How did I miss that shot? Old man, get off the table!

OLD FUCKING MAN!
 
1.
n, 1) Father.
2) husband, boyfriend, or lover.
her old man dont like me very much, cuz I brought her home after midnight
by herbie August 25, 2004
 
2.
your dad
Father
by matt February 13, 2003
 
3.
A person that tucks their undershirt into their underwear then tucks their dress shirt into their pants outside of their underwear.
That guys pants are pulled up to his nipples. Silly Old Man.
by T Macalicious April 25, 2011
 
4.
A term used for the popular drug heroin.
Damm, how much for some Old Men?
by Shu November 14, 2003
 
5.
A term of endearment used amongst the 412 General Creators, or others with an equal amount of respect.
Whats up oldman?
by 412 General January 29, 2009
 
6.
A lover and friend that sticks around for many years while you date other men and he doesn't care, he just doesn't want know about it.
That's just my old man.
 
7.
a man who is very old. they usually walk slow arch their back and moan. so

some slang people use it as your dad our a friend that is older than you
My teacher, Mr. Alden is an old man.
by UWSPPSK February 28, 2012