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1. old man's nipple
Utter and complete awkwardness to the point of sophistication. To be so moronic that you crest into iconic.
Under ordinary circumstances, a joke about retards would simply be in poor taste. But at a Special Olympics Awards Banquet, Paco's crack about Christopher Burke's latest CD was so rife with 'old man's nippleness' that his anecdote was the highlight of the event. God bless that goofy bastard!
by Michael Gross Jul 28, 2003 add a video
2. old man's nipple
gross
by it's a secreat Aug 7, 2003 add a video
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