| 1. | old desi man | ||
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Most annoying type of human being. Mispronounces common English words after decades of living in America. Known for thinking they know everything that has to do with politics due to watching hours of CNN and their ability to quote Noam Chomsky out of context. What is my uncle talking about?
I think he's talking about how all the terrorist attacks in Pakistan are coordinated by Israel. Wow, what an old desi man. |
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| 2. | old indian trick | ||
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The general answer to how you did and/or accomplished something. Man 1: "Dude, I didn't know that that was the perfect gas/oil mixture for my weed eater. How did you know?"
Man 2: "It's an old indian trick." |
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| 3. | Buddhadadesh | ||
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A creepy old indian man
That creeps on younger girls whilst shopping with his family. He creepishly stares from a distance. Sticks his head around the corner whilst you are reaching up to get a packet of pine nuts. Who knows whats going through his head at the time, most likely dirty thoughts... Person 1: "OMG, that old man keeps on watching you"
Person 2: "Yeah i know he always does that" Person 1: "Eww...." Person 2: "Yeah i know... " Person 1: "Isn't that buddhadadesh?" Person 2: "Yeaaaahp, He's at it again..." |
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| 4. | vaniya | ||
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An Indian word that describe people who are cheap on everything, they make Patels look like ballers, and Jewish people look like Bill Gates. They would try to save a penny, but in the long run end up losing hundreds. Typical vaniyas carry the last name Shah and/or believe in Jainism. That old Indian man is a vaniya.
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| 5. | Alakbuls | ||
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The phrase "I like balls," said with a slightly Indian accent. By no means should the phrase be taken literally; instead it can be compared to the versatility of the word "shit". One can mean almost anything by saying "Alakbuls", ranging from simple agreement to a hilarious insult. Alakbuls is not affected by context, gravity, social boundaries, explosions, or parallel dimensions. It is the most versatile word ever invented, besides "OldSpiceMan". But that one is copyrighted. No one likes paying royalties. Mark - Hey man, howz it goin?
Steve - Alakbuls Mark - Shweeeet. So are you going to the shindig at Greg's tonight? Steve - Alakbuls Mark - Cool! You supplying drinks? Steve - Alakbuls Mark - Aw comon man, you earn the most out of everyone here! probably due to your fantastic vocabulary. Shout me a few cold ones? Please? Steve - Alakbuls Mark - Yes! I fucking love you Steve! Steve - Alakbuls Mark - Yeah dude, see you later at Greg's! |
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| 6. | Pakistani Penis | ||
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Blanket term for a Punjabi Penis, Afghan Penis, Kashmiri Penis, Indus Penis or a Sindhi Penis. Averaging 4.5-4.9 inches, the 'Paki Dick' is one size larger than the e'X'tra-'S'mall 3.5-4.5 in North Indian Penis & Greek Penis. Thus, it belongs to the 'S'mall category, along with the German Penis & Anglo Penis. Hence, it measures below the 'M'edium 5-5.5 in French Penis & is dwarfed by the 'L'arge 6-9 in Makrani Penis &
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Dravidian Penis: Eth Grp (Region) _ Lngt cm (in) . Ref Makrani (Angola) . 15.73 (6.19) . a Dravidian (A P) .. 14.00 (5.51) . b Pakistani (Pak) .. 12.20 (4.80) . a Iranian (Iran) ... 11.58 (4.56) . c Pakistani (Pak) .. 11.43 (4.5) .. d Bengali (B.desh) . 11.20 (4.4) .. a N Indian (Punj) .. 10.24 (4.0) .. e Ref.s: a. Tatu Westling 'Male organ & economic growth: does size matt... |
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| 7. | Indian Shot Ya | ||
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Slang people use in West Virginia that refers to ones belly button.
Something mothers will say to teach their children to wash inside their belly button good. Also used in story telling with children, to include them in it, to spark imagination. Slang a man would use if he needed to talk about his belly button. Woman:You have some lint right there where the indian shot ya!
Man: Aw hell, thanks for lettin me know. Mother: You better wash where the Indian shot you! Child: Where? (and then mother shows him his belly button and says right there, you dont remember?! -Child always says, oh yea, I remember...) lol |
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