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Duane's sidekick. kick ass fifty year old mother. ye old goat. tam tam from minnesota has a camel toe.
i took a tam and wiped my jo and flushed my michelle and then as in canned ham as in sloppy jo. hey theres my old goat friend
by DuaneJR May 03, 2009
 
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An cranky old man with a beard, who might just be your father, and who might aldso give you a violent haircut if your bangs are too long.
Pat: "come here you old goat and have a hot dog"
Mike: "mnn..I don't like hot dogs!!...or do I?"
by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006