| 71. | OMHS | ||
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Old Mill High School...best damn place to be, with all the rednecks, freaks, gays and blacks.. WOOHOO IDK go check it out yurself
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| 72. | lunds | ||
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1.Grocery store frequented by asshole jews, whom believe they own the store, high numbers of homosexuals, retards, general assholes, drunks, niggers from across the river, freaks, nasty bitchy old women who try constantly to get the clerks to fuck them, and milfs and hot chicks but thats not to say in the volume of the others.
2. Hell on earth for the workers. 3. Place for retards, and others whom cant get a job anywhere else. Slutty nasty fat and ugly chicks only allowed to work here as required by company regulations. Just visit the store.
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| 73. | Nu Metal | ||
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Nu metal is a failed attempt to restart the heavy metal movement which ended in the early 90's. Contrary to popular belief, however, it is not a genre liked soly buy rich suburbian kids trying to piss off their parents and find problems in their life. It is also followed by "classic" metal heads seeking something new to get into. "old" or "classic" metal ended in the 90's when MTV decided metal wasnt cool anymore; and kids being impresionable little freaks started to follow grunge, then alternative, and now punk. Still, metal heads linger banging their heads in the underground and watching concerts theyve seen a million time, which is why Nu Metal came about. metal head: this is the 1,457,234,002 time i've listened to master of puppets, its time to try something new.
emo kid that nows nothing about metal: try Lamb of God, there like, heavy metal cuz they scream. metal head: I guess i have no choice |
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| 74. | Winchester, MA | ||
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Winchester is an interesting suburb to the northwest of boston, about fifteen minutes away on the commuter rail, and home to a shifting teenage demographic which varies over time between independent and friendly and alcoholic and hateful, although the alcohol is pretty consistent, as is the jockness, but as much as they change they're always just the same as their parents - rich.
Some interesting people have appeared here, though. Slang is unique. Most words end in izzy. Worthless people are called vus. Like if someone starts a fight, freaks out, backs their car really fast into someone they don't even know's car, then drives away, people will call after him "vuuuuuuuuu" before bolting from the Winchester Police Department. Or is someone gets heartbroken, and sends naked pictures of his exgirlfriend to her future professors at the college she's planning to go to before she gets a restraining order on him, the community will have labeled him a "vu" by nightfall. Very critical town. No one knows where this old tradition comes from. Come visit! Exit 32b on 93! I lived in Winchester, MA for nineteen years and wasn't forced to deal with too many vus.
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| 75. | nerd alert | ||
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Kickass song by the Aquabats Well yeah, we're the freaks of nature
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We're the kids that easily bruise We're the geeks and the creatures Outer space hillbillies from the moon Get stupid on your time Keep your geriatric biker fight Diffuse the land mines I'm alright You're Alright We're Alright Well we both know that our day will come The revolution has begun So raise your fists and take a stand With your super cool... Super cool wrist bands! We broke out And now we're running crazy Down the middle of the boulevard (Spaced out!) There's a nerd alert There's a nerd alert And you'll never, ever Never take us alive Never take us alive You'll never...! We're fat, young and hungry But we don't care We got big old brains Like Mexican candy We got some complex flavor Running up in here So get stupid on your time Get the bud bowl off the air Diffuse the land mines I'm alright You're alright We're alright You know that your apathy Became your enemy And you did yourself in Find out this phenomenon Is running on and on And we'll never give in... We broke out Now we're running crazy Down the middle of the boulevard (Spaced out!) There's a nerd alert There's a nerd alert And you'll never, ever Never take us alive Never take us alive Never take us alive Live... |
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| 76. | Mount Hebron High School | ||
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Coming from a basement full of girls who attended Mount Hebron, here is the REAL definition. Girls lacrosse players think they are awesome when in actuality these are the best years of their life and theyre going to grow up to be just like their moms, pop out a few dozen kids and eventually become chubby, depressed alcoholics. Boys lacrosse players are just retarded, dont know how to spell 'lacrosse' so they just call it lax, and are going to grow up to be 'baby daddys', live in Town and Country and work at Highs because they have to pay child support. The rest of sports teams are okay kids, because they all pretty much pale in comparison to the asshole lacrosse ones. Half of the teachers have been there for fourteen thousand years and the other half are about 21 and were taught by the first half. A good 25 percent of the students either do not, or choose not to, speak english. You always want to befriend an asian on the first day of class, because you can always count on them to do an entirety of a group project for you. The building itself is dirty, either from rat shit or from the team of four old ass people that 'clean' the school. But really they are smoking pot in the bathrooms by the cafeteria. Between classes, if you go to the bathroom, you can almost ALWAYS encounter a drug deal. The room numbers make NO sense. And 'up' and 'down' staircases, well dont even worry about that. You might run it to a bake out on the closed... more...
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| 77. | vespa | ||
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An Easter egg delivering queer chariot. these are the choosen steed of the born again scooterist in a mid-life crisis often over adorned in cheap and nasty chrome products,lights,mirrors,easter eggs and shod in white wall ditch finder tyres made in eastern europe making the 125cc engine even less powerful than an african child with malnutrition& TB.These fishtail parka wearing freaks are sniggered at by both members of the public and proper scooterist alike.
The most widely available is the PX which has been around in 1 form or another for about nearly 30 years. However to see one this old is pretty rare as they have either been hacked to bits and turned into cutdowns or a rat bike or at the 1st sign of rust they roll over and pack it in a bit like France in 1940. Surprisingly for a machine made a by an Italian company who made war products it has no high speed reverse gear or even a reverse gear come to think of it. Although the sad twats who put them into vans and drive them to scooter rallies instead of riding them there would probaly appreciate one. Can normally be found disintergrating in a garage/garden near you Hello sailor I ride a gayer's bike a Vespa and like northern soul I wish I had a proper mans scooter a Lambretta
Any one whishing to ride one of these should be shot on the spot at once |
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