Top Definition
An injury caused by excessive masturbation in a man over the age of 30.
Girl: Aw, what happened? Why is your arm in that sling?

Guy: It's an old football injury.
#masturbation #injury #lie #old #euphamism
by nolookhook January 23, 2009
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