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1. old-fashion lover
It means when your attracted to someone, not sexually, and you want to get to know them before you make love to them and basically hand over a big part of you. When you think of sex as something sacred and not just as a one night stand. This goes for both men and women. When men don't have shame to express feelings to a woman and when women truly like a guy and doesn't take them for granted.
Guy #1: yooo mannn how was that party last night did you bang her brains out ?!

Guy #2: No, man you know i don't do that. I really like Jennifer and I'm taking her on a date and tell her how much i like her.

Guy #1: wow your such an old-fashion lover
2. Modern Jap
Modern Jap

Modern in terms of art: contemporary styles of art, literature, music, etc., that reject traditionally accepted or sanctioned forms and emphasize individual experimentation and sensibility. All of the items posted on this blog, follow this definition because modern fashion comes from the mind of the brilliant designers behind the pieces, so the items are really just pieces of art emphasizing a designers experimental success. To us, modern means you are able to use these items to come into your own, and make your own fashion statement by creating an experiment, while using the experiment of others. You aren't afraid to contradict yourself, adding new to old, old to new, edgy to simple, and grunge to classy.

JAP simply means you are fortunate to live the life, of a princess, able to afford whatever one of these items, whenever you want it. You don't have to be jewish, or american, but JAP is a figure of speech. In Modern terms, it means you are a wealthy, fashion-lover out finish your experiment.
If you're reading this, you probably like experimenting with modern fashion, which makes you, a Modern Jap.
3. H-O-L
Other wise known as a hint of lynne. Where a person stretches the truth and or makes excuses as to why they arent able to preform a task or duty. Often to facillite their mood or just plain laziness. Just a good old fashion mind fuck to gain emotional control. Control freak.
So payday wont happen today because your system is down? The printer is broken? I dectect an extreme H-O-L.
4. SmooMoo
A women or man whom enjoys satisfying and facilitating other's humanity through love and contentment. Honest Natural Lover
Men like Matthew Broderick, Harrison Ford, Johnny Depp, & Ron Howard big time SmooMoo
5. prep
Preppy is not just a clothing style, but a way of life. It's about your background and education, not just how you dress. There is a certain fashion that preppies usually wear, but that doesn't mean someone can just pop their collar and pretend they went to Choate or Exeter.
Girl 1: OMG! I love how those girls put on a old navy polo & call themselves prep.
Girl 2: I know right, they probably reside in compton. It's all about Ralph Lauren!
6. anally fashioned
1) A lover of high fashion. Someone who hates Old Navy clothing.

2) Fashioned like an anus, therefore making him an asshole.
Kris made fun of my Old Navy capri pants, he is so anally fashioned.
7. Jesus Sandals
The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.

Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"

Can be referred to J.S.
There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch

That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?

Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
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