| 1. | strike at the fudge factory | ||
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when you haven't crapped in ages because the little workers in your fudge factory are on strike. Parson Brown: "What's the matter"
Baron von Slippyfist: "I think there's a strike at the old fudge factory, i haven't crapped in months" Parson Brown: "A strike at the fudge factory? Isn't that a fancy way of saying you're constipated?" Baron von Slippyfist: "Yes, Parson, that's EXACTLY what it is" |
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| 2. | Mike-and-Ikey | ||
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(Adj.) The gastronomic compensation of continuous stimulation of the "old factory". In terms of "Mike-and-Ikey" It is the successive contrast (or fatigue) of sweet, salt, sour, bitter, and umami, with the physical adaptation of chewing the gummie candy. "I turn around and see that Edward is eating a bag of Mike-and-Ikes."
"How are thoes Mike and Ikes treating ya'?" "Their Mike-and-Ikey" |
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| 3. | Crayola Factory | ||
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A most amazing place to go young or old, located in PA. Lots to do, and crazy ass shit in their gift shop that you'd never find in a store, (like spider writers.) You also get free markers that are made while you sit and watch. guy 1 "Dude someone stole my effin baby blue twistable erasable 2 in 1 marker/pencil"
guy 2 "DID you get it from the Crayola Factory??" guy 1 "yes :(" guy 2 "*sighs*" |
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| 4. | Ark Music Factory | ||
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A HORRIBLE music lable responsible for distributing cheesy generic pop songs with TERRIBLE GRAMMER. Rebecca Black's song "Friday" has made them well known. They have also written a whole bunch of horrible songs, each of them with a terrible and cheesy music video. So far, all of the little girls that have sang them are under the age of 14 the youngest one looking 8, they're all ugly, their make up looks like it was done by a 3 year old, they can't sing for crap which leads ARK to use way too much auto tune, echo, and voice effects. There's also this black pedo that appears and raps in nearly every video. The song "Ordinary Pop Star" and "Friday" from Ark Music Factory are good songs.... if you're six years old.
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| 5. | taffy factory | ||
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A large, gaping, sagging mass of pink usually found on an old, burnt out whore resembling a pink taffy factory My cock in her taffy factory looked like a weinerschnitzel stuck in a 10 pound bucket of chewed bubblicious
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| 6. | Groove Metal | ||
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Also called post-thrash, and as the name suggests, it's an extreme metal formed after thrash made its wave.
It blended heavy metal, thrash metal, and hardcore punk together and it came into being in the early 1990s thanks to bands such as Sepultura, Machine Head, White Zombie, Exhorder, Fear Factory, and Pantera. Just like grunge and (eww...) rap, groove had alot of popularity. There are barely, if not no, groove metal bands that suck ass and any of them are worth a listen even if you are more into grunge or whatnot. Groove metal was a MAJOR influence to nu metal. Oh yeah about that... {to nu metalers}
Sepultura, Fear Factory, and Machine Head (ya know, major groove metal bands) experimented with nu metal during it's rise to popularity... however, they did not like their results when that happened and stuck with their old material. Where's your god now, losers? |
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| 7. | factory farming | ||
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Raising farm animals for human consumption solely for profit, without regard to humane farm practices, human and animal health concerns, environmental sustainability, or farm worker safety. Before Wilbur was rescued from a factory farm he was kept with 19 other pigs in a tiny concrete pen without any access to the outdoors. His tail was cut off without anesthesia when he was just a little piglet and soon after he developed respiratory disease from the lack of clean, fresh air. The stench of feces and urine inside the factory was overwhelming, but it's all Wilbur knew. Being a normal pig, Wilbur is as smart as a dog or a three year old human, but he couldn't figure out how to free himself from factory farming. Lucky for him, some kind people rescued Wilbur and now he gets to live out the rest of his life on a beautiful farm with mud puddles to play in and grass to roll around on.
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