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taking a very large stool ranging from 15 to 20 pounds while having sexual intercourse with a Brazilian woman in her mid 70's who has Alzheimer's...
hey Taylor did you get any old betty last night.


dang Michael that smells like old betty.



Paige loves to watch old betty online.
by old betty herself! July 22, 2008

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