A school is a hellhole that forces children and teenagers to close their minds and learn only what the government wants them to learn. A place where they deny children of hats, sunglasses or in extreme cases, chewing gum, and make them sit down for over 5 hours straight.
Since there's a bunch of different kids in a school, they generally piss each other off, and create groups that make fun of each other.
A school will tell you this: Include everyone! Don't include people who are bad! ...?
Schools have rules banning certain words... even though they're just words and don't even offend anybody.
Don't agree with the school? Go to a school councellor... good luck with that.
Kid and school councellor:
Councellor: You beat up another kid. Why?
8-year-old: Cause if I didn't he would have beat me up.
Councellor: That is not a good reason.
8-year-old: So you're saying we should all let ourselves get beat up?
Councellor: ...(hesitates)... um, I've seen this situation about 1000 times before, but I've never been able to solve it, I just do this cause of the money the government pays me.
Top quality, admired. Really hot shit. So good your shit even smells good.
A person who thinks they are “all that” believes they people should buy them lunch and open doors for them. They think they are so hot and sophisicated that they can attract anybody.
In the old days we'd have a saying for women who thought they were "all that" -------- Miss Fine Thang. The whole block would be in on it -- little kids would follow her down the street ridiculing her "Oh my, you walk SO FINE".
And people would be calling her that all her life.
a semi-racial term which is on no level as bad as the n-word. Some whites get mad when blacks say it but others treat it as a minor joke.
Anybody want cheese and crackers?
I'm getting tired of these crackers, acting like they own the world!
The Chav is a rare breed of imbecile who communicate to each other through incomprehensible grunts.
They can usually only be fully understood by other Chav's and will rarely acknowledge anybody in a friendly manner out of their own 'crew' with anything other than a firm nod and the occasional "rate" as if to ask the recipient if they are "alright today".
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Insist on wearing giant hoop earrings of a colossal size made out of some cheap gold equivalent that turns their skin green.
Their necks accommodate the dreaded "Sovereign" necklace with an engraved picture of someone that they actually know nothing about.
They like to wear velvet tracksuits consisting of pastel shades usually with some kind of untrue motif on the back stating something like "Princess Forever".
They have not done their make up correctly unless their face is a ghastly shade of orange which makes them look like they've been spawned by two Umpa-Lumpa's from Mr Wonka's chocolate factory.
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Their hair is usually one of three styles:
1/. Scraped back into a ridiculously tight pony tail and secured with 10 thousand scrunchies.
that went out with the Spice Girls. They then finish the common female 'Charver Barnett' by using 5 cans of cheap sticky hair spray to turn their fringes into a rock.
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2/. They sometimes claim to have gone to Tony & Guy for a hair cut even though everyone around them knows that they are a crappy liar because of 2 things:
a/. Their Dole money won't cover a hair cut in that place unless their kids are fed on 9 pence baked beans out of the tin.. AGAIN.
b/. Their hair looks like they used the bathroom bleach on it religiously everyday for the past year. It resembles the straw from Farmer Briggs field that they walk past on their way to th...
Srith, adjectiv, describes a type of person
This type of person is very lazy and fond of watching halfnaked ugly girls over webcam. The word srith are often used in contexts where the person are racist and uses a strong verbal language about the opposed race. One can often recognize a srith by the smell and fragrance, from old spermies which can give you vomit and dizziness. Do not touch his clothes or/and especialy do NOT enter his hive/room.
If you ever see a srith, then you better hide and close your doors. You do not want this type inside your house, or even borrow him any money.
Child: "Mommie, smell! It smells like old grampa's bedroom!"
Mom: "Hurry inside! There is a srith close by."
Mom and child runs inside and barricade the doors.
A srith comes by:
Srith: "HeeeellooOOoo, anybody home? Can I borrow some money from you guys!? I need some money for a new webcam and microphone, so the picture won't lagg. HeeeEEeellooOo!?"
Child: "Mommie, I am scared."
Fantastic to an unsafe extreme
The way that old lady went ape-shit on that guy was fantastical!
Event that usually takes place at a large retail store. Occurs when the store is overrun by little old ladies in power scooters who either attempt to run you over or situate themselves in the middle of aisleways so they can chit chat with other Granny 500 participants, preventing anybody else from being able to travel down that particular aisle.
I went to Wal Mart yesterday and the Granny 500 was going on again.