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The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse 

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.
Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!

É.C.O.L.E.S

French word for school

Endroit
Cruel
Òu
Les
Élèves
Souffrent
J’ai vraiment pas le goût d’aller à l’É.C.O.L.E.S aujourd’hui
É.C.O.L.E.S by Al_ex.lec June 11, 2019

M.O.L.L.E 

MOLLE stands for MOdular. Light weight. Loadbearing. Equipment. Primarily used by Militaries in general, including The US Military, paramilitary orgainizations, as well as Private Military Corporation (PMC). Usually it has space for pouches, such as:Ammo pouches, dump pouches, Admin pouches, ID pouches Pistol Mag pouches, etc. The back has room for a Hydration Carrier, or specific back packs
Hey man, is that a new M.O.L.L.E. rig?
Dude i can't believe all the MOLLE space on this thing! I could put anything on it!
Forget this stupid chest rig!! I'm getting me some MOLLE!!!
M.O.L.L.E by Cpt. Odo November 14, 2011

B.U.T.T.H.O.L.E.

The Broadcasting Underground Television Technical Helpers Of Londen England.
Hey dude my TV is broken I had better call the B.U.T.T.H.O.L.E.
B.U.T.T.H.O.L.E. by Nazathan March 16, 2005

Ol' Eustace 

When you put a pocket pussy on the base of a blender and hit the liquify button and let it spin on your dick
I made a pitcher of margaritas and got bored so I did the Ol' Eustace trick
Ol' Eustace by fuzzsludge August 11, 2019

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. 

Disambiguation of Chevrolet, an American "automobile" manufacturer. Used as an acronym by those that think Chevrolets are transportation that's about as reliable as a mongoloid anorexic horse with dysentery. Is loosely related to F.O.R.D.: such as First On Race Day; however those same individuals who prefer the C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T brand would try and tell you it was Fixed Or Repaired Daily, or it was a Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge. But fuck them instead.
C.am H.angs E.very V.alve R.attles O.il L.eaks E.ngine T.humps:

Phil: Why, Bob, is that a new car in your driveway.
Bob: Yes, Phil, it is. This is my new Chevy. Purty, ain't she?!?
Phil: Ohhhh, you bought a C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T.
Bob: Uh, yeah!
Phil: Sweet, OK, so I'm gonna go get a set of jumper cables so we can start it, a pistol to blow your brains out for being so stupid as to buy such a vehicle, and a bottle of Scotch for medicinal purposes subsequent to you using your brain and skull to redecorate the interior of that shit machine. I'll be back in a jiffy!
C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T. by b_sack November 15, 2007