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The state that sucks so much that it keeps Texas from slipping into the Gulf of Mexico.
Oklahoma sucks so much...
by Keith G. June 19, 2007
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The best state in the whole United states, and it beats Texas by a lot, and it beats NY, California, and all the other hoity-toity little asshole states.we have THE best football teams ever. I'm sure you've herd of them (OSU, and OU, Cowboys and Sooners) so...yeah. This place is definitely not full of hicks. okay? So just stop with all the rumors that everyone here fucking rides a horse to school or whatever to work, or that we live in teepees, or whatever you douchbags that have never been to Oklahoma think. We have very good towns, great for raising kids,I should know, I am one myself, and I'm still doing fine, yes I like guns, yes I like firecrackers, and my grandfather owns some land, but guess what? I don't give a fuck if you think I'm a hillbilly. You can go fuck yourself. Anywayss, Oklahoma is a great state to live in, we have nice people (don't get me wrong, we have our share of douchebags, but please don't think we're ALL douches or hicks just because you meet a douche or a hick from OKlahoma), and we don't just have freaking fields and cows. we have concrete. and houses. and buses. and buildings. and businesses. we DON'T have dirt and grass only, we DON'T all own land and live in country houses with barns, and we DO NOT only have a bunch of guys in pickup trucks selling " Deep Fried Pa'taters" or " You can make luv ta my dawter fer fitty cints" ALRIGHT?
Billy Joe Bob- ayyye! My name is Billy Joe Bob and I live in Yonkers, New York, and I am a First-class douchebag.
Brandon Ray Boudreaux-Hello, my name is Brandon, and I live In Yukon, Oklahoma, and I own a business called ICM(International Crystal Manufacturing).
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A lame state to the north of the great state of Texas filled with jealous assholes whos only argument is there football team is better. Their school (OU) isnt ranked in the top 100 schools while Texas is ranked 15th in the world. So while you have a better football team we are getitng a better education. I lived in Lawton Oklahoma and that place was pretty shitty like the rest of Oklahoma. Oklahoma has no city that even comes close to Austin. Norman is just a crappy small ass hicktown with jack shit to do.
Oklahoma is a pile of crap.
Texas is far greater than Oklahoma.
by Eric December 20, 2004
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Oklahoma is......OK. :) A state located in the southern plains of the U.S. Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city. Oklahoma is known for its open praries, ranches, cowboys, tornadoes, summer thunderstorms and big oil, and is a stronghold for evangelical Protestant Christianity. Oklahoma is a smaller version of Texas. Oklahoma has a lot of cowboys and ranchers who drive around in pickup trucks.
Oklahoma is.......OK, as its state motto suggests. Its not particularly exciting, but not dull either. The people are very hospitable and probably drive around in pickup trucks.
by krock1dk July 10, 2010
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Where the majority of the rednecks in the south reside. People in Oklahoma tend to deny the fact that they are hillbillies.
Oklahoma the highest concentration of trailor parks for its land mass than any other U.S. state.
by Grazii December 21, 2004
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A stated filled with flaming penis envying homos who have nothing nice to say about their state only lame attempts to diss on the greater state of Texas. This is obvious in the fact that all the Sooner idiots can do is take the Texas hook-em sign and turn it upside down. That is how uncreative and retarded this penis envying state is. Nothing good has ever came out of Oklahoma. OUs basketball team is a piece of shit and so is the rest of their athletics department. OUs football team is over-ranked. Remember last year when they got beat by Kansas State for the Big 12 title hahaha. Or who could forget the time they choked and blew it against LSU.
I wish I could leave Oklahoma sooner, so I could move to a more populus, creative, and productive state such as Texas.

Wow our school at Oklahoma sucks balls. All we got is a decent football team that is going to lose to USC. I wish I was going to a school that provided me with a better education and more opportunities in the future like that great school called the University of Texas.
by narf December 20, 2004
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A barren, ugly, boring territory between texas and canada. A boring state that's only sense of pride is their football team. they also talk like they have naturally beutifull. that is bullshit. Oklahoma is not only barren ugly and landlocked but has the shittiest weather in the 50 states. Broken arrow is NOT beutifull you lying cumsuckers! it was a waste of my time. Oklahoma is such a boring shithole that they somehow find pleasure in making fun of the great state of texas. Texas is not on your level. We have more people, fun cities, cool beaches (corpus and galveston), piney woods, mountains( yes we do have mountains but they are in the middle of nowhere) a powerful economy, and a proud exotic history. whats with his damn rivalry with us. Texas should be having rivalries with other great self dependent states such as california, or new york that also kick-ass like texas.
Californian- where are you from?
Oklahoman- the great state of oklahoma!
Californian- where the hell is that
Oklahoman- north of that lousy state of texas! we always beat them at footbal!
californian- why do I care?

oklahoman- wow you lost to our footbal team texas you poopooheads
Texan- come he sooner ass-bitch
(bitch slap and kick in the balls)
oklahoman- please dont hurt me mr texan! dont!
by bigtex December 26, 2004
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