ugly women?
i think not, oklahoma is tied with ohio and california for the most miss america pagaent winners ever. so suck it.

music?
musicians from oklahoma range from country stars (big suprise right?) like reba and toby keith to alternative bands like all american rejects and hinder. so yes we offer more then just country music, you ignorant s.o.b's.

the bible belt?
ill give you that one, oklahoma is very christian based, but who says thats a bad thing? while places like new york and california arnt under our so called bible belt they also have enormously high crime rates. so while your sitting there critisizing our state for our conservative ways, we sleep safe at night knowing people like you live very far away.

racism?
yeah we got it and so does each and every other of the 49 friggin' states. racism isn't a regional or even a statewide thing. racism is a personal choice. an ignorant choice at that. when it comes to being diverse were pretty high up there, since we were practicly an over size trashcan for all the races that the rest of the united states didnt want back in 18 and 1900's.

oklahoma is a diverse, lovely place with friendly hard working people that hold open doors for eachother and smile as you pass them by. every once in while you come across an asshole that cant drive or an ignorant highschool dropout that make us all look bad, but realisticly we're state and just like any other we have oue highs and lows.
i love oklahoma!
by oklahoma girl December 08, 2010
1) Worthless waste land somewhere between Texas and the North Pole. Often used as a substitute for the word "Egypt" in the phrase "bum-f*king-Egypt" referring to a place far away from any civilization.
2) Same thing as Texas, only with much smaller penises.
3) Cultural backwater of the Universe. Everything closes at 9pm, and the only thing to do is go to work or get drunk (not necessarily in that order.)
4) One of the few states lacking ability to recruit or keep a serious major league sports team, with the exception of the Hornets, but only by default from hurricane Katrina.
5) A place where people dress up in their finest boots and shirts to drive 30 miles to the next town and shop Wal-Mart.
6) A state whose idea of "art" is badly-made cowboy paintings for sale at truck-stops.
7) A place where employers still have a depression-era mentality thinking you should be glad to have your job being paid less than a third of what anyone else in the country makes for doing the same thing.
8) A place where football is God, and everything stands still for two or three hours every Saturday afternoon in the Fall when college teams play.
9) A place where bar women are so ugly that making them look better takes two fifths instead of one.
10) People who have Texas-envy.
11) People who drive to Gainesville Texas so they can skip out on paying Oklahoma State Sales taxes.
12) People who drive eight hours to buy porno in Dallas because it actually has penetrated women in it.
13) A state that sells liquor, lottery tickets, and horse betting but refused until recently to let people get tatoos.
14) A state where the main city raises sales taxes to build a worthless boat canal to nowhere downtown while the schools are rotting and kids have no textbooks.
15) A state where the local jails beat the crap out of more people than the Federal pen does.
16) A state whose small towns gain the majority of revenues from bogus traffic tickets, while their high-schools drown in a sea of drugs.
17) A state where people still mail-order clothes from Sears Roebuck.
18) A state whose banks are so corrupt and in debt they have to sell out to bigger banks from Texas, and then flee to resorts in Florida.
It's not like I came from butt-fucking Oklahoma, or something.
by harry_perinards October 12, 2006
Where the majority of the rednecks in the south reside. People in Oklahoma tend to deny the fact that they are hillbillies.
Oklahoma the highest concentration of trailor parks for its land mass than any other U.S. state.
by Grazii December 21, 2004
A place fille with rednecks. It's pretty much Texas only smaller and with far less people. Iv'e been to most of the 50 states and Oklahoma isn't much different from any other central southern state, its got it's good and bad points, the bad being the rednecks, the good being you can get the best barbeque in the country there and in texas. People there need to recognize that they are country boys. I'm a New Yorker and even with NY's problems, I recognize that I am one, not deny it. same way that Californians are lazy liberals and need to recognize it. Oklahomans, if you want to be sophisticated city slickers, then move to Boston or NY or something!
Oklahoman: Us good ol boys with our pickups and beer n guns are so-phisticated!
New Yorker: No your not. Get over it. If you want to be sophisticated come up north and live the city life. If you want to stay a country boy stay there.
Californian: Up with abortion and gay marriage, dude!
(Note: I am not saying it is bad to be a country boy, that is a fine lifestyle for those who prefer it. Same goes to the california valley girls and surfers, if thats the way you want to live that is fine, those ways are as good as my way, but I'm just saying you cant live in a trailer in Oklahoma and drive a 1959 Ford pickup and be sophisticated.)
Texas with the treach.

If Oklahoma was a person, it'd be a rubber-faced mongoloid drooling and mooing and eating its own shit and trying to convince the world that it is as good as normal people.
I thought Texas was a piece of shit until I visited Oklahoma.
by Ben Lynch February 27, 2005
A lame state to the north of the great state of Texas filled with jealous assholes whos only argument is there football team is better. Their school (OU) isnt ranked in the top 100 schools while Texas is ranked 15th in the world. So while you have a better football team we are getitng a better education. I lived in Lawton Oklahoma and that place was pretty shitty like the rest of Oklahoma. Oklahoma has no city that even comes close to Austin. Norman is just a crappy small ass hicktown with jack shit to do.
Oklahoma is a pile of crap.
Texas is far greater than Oklahoma.
by Eric December 20, 2004
1) Worthless waste land somewhere between Texas and the North Pole. Often used as a substitute for the word "Egypt" in the phrase "bum-f*king-Egypt&qu ot; referring to a place far away from any civilization.
2) Same thing as Texas, only with much smaller penises.
3) Cultural backwater of the Universe. Everything closes at 9pm, and the only thing to do is go to work or get drunk (not necessarily in that order.)
4) One of the few states lacking ability to recruit or keep a serious major league sports team, with the exception of the Hornets, but only by default from hurricane Katrina.
5) A place where people dress up in their finest boots and shirts to drive 30 miles to the next town and shop Wal-Mart.
6) A state whose idea of "art" is badly-made cowboy paintings for sale at truck-stops.
7) A place where employers still have a depression-era mentality thinking you should be glad to have your job being paid less than a third of what anyone else in the country makes for doing the same thing.
8) A place where football is God, and everything stands still for two or three hours every Saturday afternoon in the Fall when college teams play.
9) A place where bar women are so ugly that making them look better takes two fifths instead of one.
10) People who have Texas-envy.
11) People who drive to Gainesville Texas so they can skip out on paying Oklahoma State Sales taxes.
12) People who drive eight hours to buy porno in Dallas because it actually has penetrated women in it.
13) A state that sells liquor, lottery tickets, and horse betting but refused until recently to let people get tatoos.
14) A state where the main city raises sales taxes to build a worthless boat canal to nowhere downtown while the schools are rotting and kids have no textbooks.
15) A state where the local jails beat the crap out of more people than the Federal pen does.
16) A state whose small towns gain the majority of revenues from bogus traffic tickets, while their high-schools drown in a sea of drugs.
17) A state where people still mail-order clothes from Sears Roebuck.
18) A state whose banks are so corrupt and in debt they have to sell out to bigger banks from Texas, and then flee to resorts in Florida.
It's not like I came from bum-f*ing-oklahoma....
by harry perinards October 17, 2006
I am from oklahoma and it is NOT a "hick" state, but it IS full of white-trash scum. the girls there are all ugly but still get pregnant by the time they turn 13, and the guys are all billy-badasses and think they're so cool because they take over upscale neighborhoods and shopping centers and start fights with one another, then hop in their leased luxury SUVs.... just like st. louis..... nothin special
man, i just moved to southern florida from tulsa, oklahoma because i was sooo rich that i didn't fit in!
by tulsa July 28, 2005

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