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7.
ugly women?
i think not, oklahoma is tied with ohio and california for the most miss america pagaent winners ever. so suck it.

music?
musicians from oklahoma range from country stars (big suprise right?) like reba and toby keith to alternative bands like all american rejects and hinder. so yes we offer more then just country music, you ignorant s.o.b's.

the bible belt?
ill give you that one, oklahoma is very christian based, but who says thats a bad thing? while places like new york and california arnt under our so called bible belt they also have enormously high crime rates. so while your sitting there critisizing our state for our conservative ways, we sleep safe at night knowing people like you live very far away.

racism?
yeah we got it and so does each and every other of the 49 friggin' states. racism isn't a regional or even a statewide thing. racism is a personal choice. an ignorant choice at that. when it comes to being diverse were pretty high up there, since we were practicly an over size trashcan for all the races that the rest of the united states didnt want back in 18 and 1900's.

oklahoma is a diverse, lovely place with friendly hard working people that hold open doors for eachother and smile as you pass them by. every once in while you come across an asshole that cant drive or an ignorant highschool dropout that make us all look bad, but realisticly we're state and just like any other we have oue highs and lows.
i love oklahoma!
by oklahoma girl December 08, 2010
 
36.
Due to the suffering the suffering that any person from Oklahoma has to endure, this has become a popular safety world in acts of sexual bondage or stupidity. This word also has a strong history of being screamed during acts of drunken stupor at almost any unfortunate happening.
Papa screamed Oklahoma when Nixon twisted his nipple.

"Oklahoma" hollered Will when he saw an extremely drunk and very naked man standing on the stairs.
by Nick Holt February 13, 2006
 
37.
The worse state in the U.S!
Guy1: Shut up, you're from Oklahoma
Guy2: Yeah, I know..... =(
by OklahomaSucks July 25, 2009
 
38.
The state that sucks so much that it keeps Texas from slipping into the Gulf of Mexico.
Oklahoma sucks so much...
by Keith G. June 19, 2007
 
39.
a state I have never been to so no cooment on that but the musical sucks ass.
Oklahoma is a terrrble gay ass play
by Jon Opium October 09, 2006
 
40.
Oklahoma is one of the only state in America where there are more cows than people. The landscape his flat out west and hilly in the east. The heat is too intense, yet the winters bring cold and snow. The school system is one of the slowest in the country, but not nearly as bad a Alabama. The people talk country, breath county, and sing country. The cities are small and so are the so called sky scrapers. They cannot afford a pro team and the state is ignorant of the horrible roads. Of just 3 million people, the state is slowly growing, but not for the best. The Oklahoma University is the most popular in Oklahoma, yet still very small.
I can smell the cows, oh, I mean Oklahoma
The boring state, of Oklahoma, gets slaughtered by Texas, and Ohio, in almost every statistic.
by Adam Sparks June 21, 2007
 
41.
That giant cloud of dust between Texas and Kansas.
Charles: I think we're lost. Are we in some kind of desert?

Peter: Worse. We're in Oklahoma.
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005
 
42.
A state in the south-central US that has the following qualities.
1. Watered down beer that is at 3.0%
2. Towns such as Tulsa that are Ghetto
3. A crappy university called OU that gets pwn3d by Texas
4. An average income that would make Phillipino sweat shops cry
5. State Troopers that harass people from other states.
6. TPT (see trailer park trash)
7. A resteraunt called the frying pan that will clog your arteries in one sitting.
8. More mullets than anywhere else in the world.
I was in Tulsa, Oklahoma the other day, and a mullet sporting guy attempted to grope my testicles in the parking lot of the Frying pan. That guy must have been drinking two cases of beer!
by Th31337P0st3r May 18, 2007