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ugly women?
i think not, oklahoma is tied with ohio and california for the most miss america pagaent winners ever. so suck it.

music?
musicians from oklahoma range from country stars (big suprise right?) like reba and toby keith to alternative bands like all american rejects and hinder. so yes we offer more then just country music, you ignorant s.o.b's.

the bible belt?
ill give you that one, oklahoma is very christian based, but who says thats a bad thing? while places like new york and california arnt under our so called bible belt they also have enormously high crime rates. so while your sitting there critisizing our state for our conservative ways, we sleep safe at night knowing people like you live very far away.

racism?
yeah we got it and so does each and every other of the 49 friggin' states. racism isn't a regional or even a statewide thing. racism is a personal choice. an ignorant choice at that. when it comes to being diverse were pretty high up there, since we were practicly an over size trashcan for all the races that the rest of the united states didnt want back in 18 and 1900's.

oklahoma is a diverse, lovely place with friendly hard working people that hold open doors for eachother and smile as you pass them by. every once in while you come across an asshole that cant drive or an ignorant highschool dropout that make us all look bad, but realisticly we're state and just like any other we have oue highs and lows.
i love oklahoma!
by oklahoma girl December 08, 2010
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Dont know much about it but some of my favorit movies made there. Such as The Outsiders,Rumble Fish and Tex. Wnat to visit Tulsa some time mabye move there. Sounds like a good place.
Oklahoma sounds nice.
by readerread July 13, 2009
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Safe word for an erection.

Used in reference to the shape of the American state, Oklahoma, with its very long panhandle.
Excuse me, Mr. Schwartz, this math has got oklahoma written all over it...
by S.K.M.Jr. June 25, 2011
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The Buckle of the Bible Belt in the United States of America
"In Oklahoma, we keep the pants on America!"
"I can't wait to get out of Oklahoma."
by GypsyCat July 24, 2008
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The best state in the whole United states, and it beats Texas by a lot, and it beats NY, California, and all the other hoity-toity little asshole states.we have THE best football teams ever. I'm sure you've herd of them (OSU, and OU, Cowboys and Sooners) so...yeah. This place is definitely not full of hicks. okay? So just stop with all the rumors that everyone here fucking rides a horse to school or whatever to work, or that we live in teepees, or whatever you douchbags that have never been to Oklahoma think. We have very good towns, great for raising kids,I should know, I am one myself, and I'm still doing fine, yes I like guns, yes I like firecrackers, and my grandfather owns some land, but guess what? I don't give a fuck if you think I'm a hillbilly. You can go fuck yourself. Anywayss, Oklahoma is a great state to live in, we have nice people (don't get me wrong, we have our share of douchebags, but please don't think we're ALL douches or hicks just because you meet a douche or a hick from OKlahoma), and we don't just have freaking fields and cows. we have concrete. and houses. and buses. and buildings. and businesses. we DON'T have dirt and grass only, we DON'T all own land and live in country houses with barns, and we DO NOT only have a bunch of guys in pickup trucks selling " Deep Fried Pa'taters" or " You can make luv ta my dawter fer fitty cints" ALRIGHT?
Billy Joe Bob- ayyye! My name is Billy Joe Bob and I live in Yonkers, New York, and I am a First-class douchebag.
Brandon Ray Boudreaux-Hello, my name is Brandon, and I live In Yukon, Oklahoma, and I own a business called ICM(International Crystal Manufacturing).
by THEbestgirlyou'llmeet November 19, 2011
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Word used to demoralize and shun those who attempt jokes and no one laughs. Is made to be said out loud so everyone can laugh at that asshole who isn't funny.
salmon: im gunna drop you like 5th period spanish
mike: Oklahoma.

jj: anything said ever
everyone: oklahoma
by rizzaa April 29, 2007
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Oklahoma is......OK. :) A state located in the southern plains of the U.S. Oklahoma City is the capital and largest city. Oklahoma is known for its open praries, ranches, cowboys, tornadoes, summer thunderstorms and big oil, and is a stronghold for evangelical Protestant Christianity. Oklahoma is a smaller version of Texas. Oklahoma has a lot of cowboys and ranchers who drive around in pickup trucks.
Oklahoma is.......OK, as its state motto suggests. Its not particularly exciting, but not dull either. The people are very hospitable and probably drive around in pickup trucks.
by krock1dk July 10, 2010
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Long for "okay" or "ok."

Also, equivalent for "whatever".
Q: You want to meet at the bar at 7:00?
A: Oklahoma.
by J_P_T January 18, 2008
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