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My girlfriend says I'm a pig, but I'm truly an oink.
by Armand Dillo September 18, 2012
17 more definitions
Top Definition
The noise that a piggy makes.
Pig 1: *oink*
Pig 2: *oink*
by -x- February 01, 2004
The sound that a cow makes.
Cow: Oink oink oink oink oink!
by sadfgh May 06, 2008
Word often heard coming from the mouth/snout of a police spokesperson.
Commenting on the policing of the protest, the Metropolitan Commissioner remarked "oink, oink, oink".
by Andy April 19, 2004
When expressed mathematically, (exemplified with the notation >oo<) is an astronomical value much greater than infinity, and has properties of a prime number (indivisible except by itself or by the one). It is absolute infinite. It is used to express my love for AW.
Oink oink piggy wiggy!
>oo<!
by iverzc January 17, 2009
Word used when one doesn't know how to respond to another persons question/comment, or doesn't want to admit to that persons accusition. Can also be used to break silence in an awkward situation.
Bob: "Hey I heard you ate my mom out... is there any truth to this?!?!"
Me: "Oink!"

Bob is among a group of people as he looks at his report card he just got in the mail and realized he's just failed out of college..... everyone is silent for a few minutes and no one knows what to say....
Me: ".......OINK!"
by Oinkle September 07, 2006
The sound emitted from a student as he/she struggles with completing the PIG (Participation in Government) paper.
Student 1: Hey, whats up?
Student 2: Dude, I'm oinking right now
Student 1: Really? What happened?
Student 2: The PIG paper is due in 3 days and I still haven't started... Oink!!
by Coley D December 13, 2012

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