Oiling the wood 

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant

last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood

Oiling the wood by the_wrangler February 21, 2009

Oiling The Teak

A euphemism borne from San Francisco for jacking off al fresco.

It's 80 degrees today dude and I'm oiling the teak before firing up the BBQ.

Oiling The Teak by Teakman April 27, 2009

oiling up 

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way

He was oiling up while we fucked

oiling up by Yo granny April 4, 2021

oiling the bird 

when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.

oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"

oiling the bird by trvkvltdoomocculta October 5, 2009

oiling up 

To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way

He was oiling up while we were getting intimate

oiling up by Yo granny April 4, 2021

oiling up 

Buying a metric fuck ton of olive oil and dipping yourself in it like it’s fries with ketchup.

God damn, Ken is so oiling up so hard right now during this Clash Royale match

oiling up by Petey_Panda March 25, 2024

Oiling the snake 

The act of lubing one's penis for manual stimulation or sexual intercourse.

I don't like to jerk off dry so I'm oiling the snake.

Oiling the snake by CallMeBB November 23, 2024