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11.
You know you hit black gold, when you are fucking a girl in the ass for to long of a time period, which builds the gas up and the girls’ asshole wants to explode. Instantly, the women is spraying shit all over your dick and balls, it is highly recommended to keep fucking her in the ass to plug the “Oil Spill”. Get her to clean off the main drill pipe every now and then by putting your dick in her mouth (see also, Jersey Turnpike) or wipe it off on her top lip (see also, “advanced dirty sanchez”). Candles, cigarettes, or any other flammable objects should not be used in conjunction with this act.
When I was banging her in the ass, she had an oil spill that ruined the sheets, but it was worth it.
by TB May 27, 2004
 
1.
The result of male masturbation in a bathtub.

YO! I was jackin' off in the tub last night and had a wicked oil spill!
by the kid kd January 29, 2008
 
2.
while walking in the hallway at school, there is a mass abundance of black people that is hard or impossible to get around.
charlie: dammit, look - an oil spill.
jake: looks like we gotta take the long way, im not gonna try to get around that.
by jakeydies May 13, 2006
 
3.
A very dark-skinned black person usually a male, taken from Daman Wayans describing his nemesis in the movie "The Great White Hype"
Wayans (at press conference towards Artemus): Look at you over there looking like a god-damned oilspill.
by Guinea-Wop-Eggplant May 11, 2006
 
4.
jagermeister & cranberry juice
What were those jaeger and crans called? Oil spills? Cause that's exactly what my puke looked like.
by LuciousCrow December 12, 2010
 
5.
When being given an Alaskan Pipeline, the frozen piece of shit thaws out into a diarrhea-like substance inside the condom. The woman then empties the melted shit into her anus.
Justin and Megan were using an Alaskan Pipeline. Then, the shit unfroze. Megan decided to give herself an oil spill.
by aSaltyBuccaneerJTJM October 06, 2011
 
6.
A while after you have jacked off u ejaculate some after-jizz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self
Guy 1: Dude whats with the wet spot.

Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..

Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!

Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
 
7.
collective noun that refers to a large group of:
a. Black People, BPs
b. Mexicans or Latinos, if the Hispanics are greasy.
Those wetbacks have so much hairgel, they just spread out like the oil spill of Mexico.
by racistrandy June 17, 2010