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"Oils never does anything."

"Mans, Oils is lazy. He won't go on walks with me."

"Oils is a bore, and a waste of time."
by TheOneandOnlyRealTT May 12, 2006
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A substance which the United States economy relies heavily on. Contrary to popular belief, the world has enough oil to last for at least 500 years. The global oil supply will last for approximately 500 years, even if consumption rates increase by 15%. A variety of products are produced from chemicals and such that are found in crude oil. Crude oil is the raw, unrefined substance taken directly from the earth.
Jimmy: "Gas prices are gonna never stop going up, because we only have 40 years left of oil".
Alex: "You idiot, we have at least 500 years left of oil, even if consumption rates increase by 15%!"
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The reason France vetoed the Iraq war.
Sadly there has been no oil war, I wanted to pay 30 cents a gallon.
by Dan October 05, 2003
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Something the Confederate States of America would be self-sufficient in were it still around.
If gas goes up to $4/ gallon, we'll have another civil war.
by Grand Admiral Thrawn April 01, 2005
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1)a smooth black fluid with a pungent flavor and universal appeal.
2)the only thing keeping Iraq from being a crator.
by Ebot March 21, 2003
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Potable substance that turns a man oily
3 wins on the trot, oil social tonight anyone?
by Oilsocial May 14, 2015
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Mixture of marijuana grinded into powder that is wrapped up in tobacco paper and smoked
let's do some oil
by sexsecrets April 21, 2004
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