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A Naturally formed liquid due(and thanks) to the decay of deas plants and animals that have long since passed away. It has been rumored that there might be oil somewhere over in northern Russia, over by the Siberian Pensulia.
Female reporter: What about the oil?


Black Bush: Oil? Bitch, you cookin'?
by The BIZ March 20, 2005
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What Saddam uses to bribe all of Europe!
Saddam bribed everybody in Europe and the UN!
by U SUCK DICK-TATORS OFF! October 27, 2004
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A myth, thought to have been discovered once but was then consumed a few mins later by America and starving Ethiopians who thought it was chocolate pudding.
Mmmmm, this pudding is good, don't you think Shaska?
by Connor August 04, 2004
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One of the three major forms of fossil fuel which today give to much control to OPEC while making life difficult for western democracies who are now very sorry that they didn't develop alternative energy sources 10 years ago.
The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.

by zoyroy August 05, 2008
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1. Slang term for hydrocarbons extracted from very small inter granular spaces found in huge chunks of the earth.
2. Generally thought to be in a near worldwide state of depletion.
3. Actually exists almost everywhere.
4. Approximately 3000 billion barrels of recoverable oil (using current technology).
5. Current tech is capable of extracting 15 % of OOIP (Original Oil In Place)
6. Something you retards know nothing about, but like asking for money from mommy and daddy to fill up your get up and go vehicles with.
7. Something some retarded people believe we can cart away from Iraq on the backs of soldiers.
8. Something the Middle East has plenty of and is used by those countries to control the world with out sharing with common citizens ie: Saddam’s Iraq.
The public (YOU): ahhhhhhhh!!!!! We are running out of oil

Knowledgeable person: Shut the hell up; go back to school and take some real science courses like Math, Chemistry and Geology instead of that touchy feely crap like Liberal Arts. Then you can figure out when we are running out of oil instead of listening to the retards in the media and left wing, power hungry, conspiracy spouting nut job environmentalists or is that too much work for you?
by NerdToTheEnd March 10, 2007
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Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels.


To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate
He oiled himself, so the sumo just sat on him until he passed out.

I'm oiled.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
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Think black liquid soon to be exinct on this planet. However the second largest wells just started pumping so the American economy is saved for another 10 years. Maybe. Good thing thers a new afghani pipeline being built to get oil to market others wise we would be in big trouble. Thank you Mr. Bin Laden for saving our econmy.
The oil was runing low, so gots us some more. Yee haw!
by Bush is my Bitch July 26, 2003
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