Some animals and plants that died millions of years ago and were compressed between layers of dirt and shit.

Also an extremely good way to become rich, especially if the country don't have too many people, like Norway. Norway is decleared the best country to live in by the UN, which happened after they found oil. The country has so much oil but so few people so all of the world wants the oil and the money for help because most of the world suck, and the stupid-ass current government tend to give away lots and LOTS of cash because they are inbred farmers :/
If a country is extremely well-run and rich, check if they have any oil.

- My granpa died yesterday ..
- Oh snap, he's gonna make someone rich in a few million years homie!

- Damn, dude got a lot of oil.
- Fo sho
- You think he's Norwegian or what?
by Weird Al Auchwitz August 16, 2010
One of the three major forms of fossil fuel which today give to much control to OPEC while making life difficult for western democracies who are now very sorry that they didn't develop alternative energy sources 10 years ago.
The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.

by zoyroy August 05, 2008
Operation Invading Libya
Having need for O.I.L., NATO forced decided to invade Libya with an excuse helping rebels, who don't even want their help.
by Ivol Ivo March 19, 2011
Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels.

To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate
He oiled himself, so the sumo just sat on him until he passed out.

I'm oiled.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
What Saddam uses to bribe all of Europe!
Saddam bribed everybody in Europe and the UN!
by U SUCK DICK-TATORS OFF! October 27, 2004
A myth, thought to have been discovered once but was then consumed a few mins later by America and starving Ethiopians who thought it was chocolate pudding.
Mmmmm, this pudding is good, don't you think Shaska?
by Connor August 04, 2004
The thing that Bush is after. The only thing that keeps Bush from demolishing Iraq.
Bush is after Iraqi oil
by Anti-Bush May 23, 2003

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