OIL
1-See any of these other fine enteries, Webster's or another dictionary of your choice (make sure to purchase the "unabridged" version for hours of wordsmithing fun!)

2-OIL
O-peration I-raqi L-iberation
Changed to "Operation Iraqi Freedom" after someone realized what it spelt.
Thus giving more incentive to name your documents and plans in a PATRIOT act manner; so to say, think up the abbreviation before the name it's self.
Oil that is, black gold.

And now we take you to the latest updates of Operation Iraqi Liberation with our senoir corrispondant, Ted Bucking. Ted?
by Jester November 11, 2004
Oil
Some animals and plants that died millions of years ago and were compressed between layers of dirt and shit.

Also an extremely good way to become rich, especially if the country don't have too many people, like Norway. Norway is decleared the best country to live in by the UN, which happened after they found oil. The country has so much oil but so few people so all of the world wants the oil and the money for help because most of the world suck, and the stupid-ass current government tend to give away lots and LOTS of cash because they are inbred farmers :/
If a country is extremely well-run and rich, check if they have any oil.

- My granpa died yesterday ..
- Oh snap, he's gonna make someone rich in a few million years homie!

- Damn, dude got a lot of oil.
- Fo sho
- You think he's Norwegian or what?
#dead things #wealth #rich #black #norway #money #liquid
by Weird Al Auchwitz August 16, 2010
Oil
One of the three major forms of fossil fuel which today give to much control to OPEC while making life difficult for western democracies who are now very sorry that they didn't develop alternative energy sources 10 years ago.
The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun.

#opec #middle east #arab #muslim #america #energy #eu #western democracy #usa #oil #fossil fuel #iraq
by zoyroy August 05, 2008
oil
Any of numerous mineral, vegetable, and synthetic substances and animal and vegetable fats that are generally slippery, combustible, viscous, liquid or liquefiable at room temperatures, soluble in various organic solvents such as ether but not in water, and used in a great variety of products, especially lubricants and fuels.


To 'oil' oneself is to add lubricant to the body, making one appear fitter and more muscular due to left refraction. It is used in purposes of wrestling/organized fighting events and to make intercourse more interesting. To lubricate
He oiled himself, so the sumo just sat on him until he passed out.

I'm oiled.
by Gumba Gumba April 07, 2004
Oil
1. Slang term for hydrocarbons extracted from very small inter granular spaces found in huge chunks of the earth.
2. Generally thought to be in a near worldwide state of depletion.
3. Actually exists almost everywhere.
4. Approximately 3000 billion barrels of recoverable oil (using current technology).
5. Current tech is capable of extracting 15 % of OOIP (Original Oil In Place)
6. Something you retards know nothing about, but like asking for money from mommy and daddy to fill up your get up and go vehicles with.
7. Something some retarded people believe we can cart away from Iraq on the backs of soldiers.
8. Something the Middle East has plenty of and is used by those countries to control the world with out sharing with common citizens ie: Saddam’s Iraq.
The public (YOU): ahhhhhhhh!!!!! We are running out of oil

Knowledgeable person: Shut the hell up; go back to school and take some real science courses like Math, Chemistry and Geology instead of that touchy feely crap like Liberal Arts. Then you can figure out when we are running out of oil instead of listening to the retards in the media and left wing, power hungry, conspiracy spouting nut job environmentalists or is that too much work for you?
#retarded #hydrocarbons #liberal arts #math #chemistry #geology #science #left wing
by NerdToTheEnd March 10, 2007
Operation Invading Libya
Having need for O.I.L., NATO forced decided to invade Libya with an excuse helping rebels, who don't even want their help.
#gaddafi #libya #nato #oil #money
by Ivol Ivo March 19, 2011
oil
What Saddam uses to bribe all of Europe!
Saddam bribed everybody in Europe and the UN!
by U SUCK DICK-TATORS OFF! October 27, 2004
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