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9. oil spill
The act of seducing a woman into a porta potty; with intentions of lude acts, in this example "head". At the moment of climax, the member is removed from her mouth and ejaculate is then sprayed into her eyes, causing momentary blindness. Exactly at this moment, while the woman is rubbing the man paste out of her eyes, the man locks her into the porta potty and proceeds, then to flip it over with all excriment, spilling like a overflowing tank.
Meg after her one o'clock chimichanga, goes into the porta-potty for some rectile incontinence, not knowing that Kory was in there already, experiecing some rapid exit of his own; the two hit it off aka massive seduction, and an oil spill ocurred shortly thereafter.
1. oil spill
The result of male masturbation in a bathtub.

YO! I was jackin' off in the tub last night and had a wicked oil spill!
2. oil spill
while walking in the hallway at school, there is a mass abundance of black people that is hard or impossible to get around.
charlie: dammit, look - an oil spill.
jake: looks like we gotta take the long way, im not gonna try to get around that.
3. Oil spill
A while after you have jacked off u ejaculate some after-jizz in your pants causing uncomfortable awkwardness amongst you self
Guy 1: Dude whats with the wet spot.

Sexy man 2: Oh its nothing..

Guy 2: Holy shit bro that an oil spill hahah!!

Guy 1: You would know what that looks like.
4. Oil Spill
jagermeister & cranberry juice
What were those jaeger and crans called? Oil spills? Cause that's exactly what my puke looked like.
5. Oil Spill
When being given an Alaskan Pipeline, the frozen piece of shit thaws out into a diarrhea-like substance inside the condom. The woman then empties the melted shit into her anus.
Justin and Megan were using an Alaskan Pipeline. Then, the shit unfroze. Megan decided to give herself an oil spill.
6. Oil Spill
collective noun that refers to a large group of:
a. Black People, BPs
b. Mexicans or Latinos, if the Hispanics are greasy.
Those wetbacks have so much hairgel, they just spread out like the oil spill of Mexico.
7. oil spill
oil spill- while a female is taking a bath, a male with a raging case of explosive diarrhea defecates into the bathtub!
Man 1: I'm going to oil spill your lady friend
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