...believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

...believe the government will do a better job of spending the money they earn than they would.

...believe Freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

...are way too irresponsible to own a gun, and think that the local police are all they need to protect them from murderers and thieves.

...believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

...believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

A man who makes huge profits selling oil, vegetable fat and vodka. The father of this individual is normally known as a Praful.

A Profla would like to be known as a Pavo, but everyone else knows that this is a ridiculous idea!