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Somewhere no one should ever have to be.
Tim: 'Let's take a road trip to Ohio!'

Steve: 'Let's not.'
by A Not So Kind Stranger July 12, 2008
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The 17th State added to the U.S.A. It is a belle weather state and has accurately decided the president for almost every election. It's nickname is the buckeye state. It's capital, Columbus, is the largest city in the state, and the second largest including it's suburbs. Cleveland, the largest city with its suburbs is home to the Cleveland Clinic, Case and CSU. Also home to Akron, the rubber capital of the world, home to UA, the only polymer engineering school in the nation. Also has Toledo and Cincinnati and Dayton. They have respective colleges named after the cities. It is also home to Miami of Ohio, a "public ivy"- rated top for education and business. There is also Kent State which is famous for the Kent state shootings and has a constant rivalry with Akron. OU, KSU, UA, and UT are some of the Ohio teams in the MAC Conference.

Ohio does have the crazy weather patterns that others describe and its considered the "mother state"- tied with Virginia for number of president who were born in said state. It is the 7th most populous in the nation and has an infinite water supply, unlike the South or the West. It is a politically mixed state. The southern half of the state South of the Akron-Canton area), except Columbus is mostly farms. The northern half is industry (auto, rubber, steel, et cetera.) It is considered part of the mid-west but those from the northeastern half generally consider themselves as a part of the East.
Ex 1) President Grant was from Ohio.

Ex2) Ohio has so many colleges to choose from, idk which want to pick!
by Ohioian151 March 01, 2012
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A once free, prosperous, and proud state, Ohio is now being seized by Christo-fascists. Do-gooders across the state are being manipulated into an idiocracy by these powerful Christo-facists (who prefer limiting liberty in order to prevent free actions they don’t prefer). This systematic destruction of freedom is often referred to as the “The People’s Republic of No-Ohio”.
"The big government of Ohio says I am no longer allowed to smoke in my privately owned business. In order to relieve my frustration, maybe I will play a few hands at the casino. Oh wait...I can't! I live in No-Ohio! Perhaps I will enjoy a little adult entertainment...wait...No-Ohio! Damn it!"
by JohnJones November 07, 2007
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The worst hellhole in the entire US. I had to live there for 25 years, so I know. In Columbus (the capitol), most people are rednecks AND wiggers at the exact same time. I once saw a guy driving along in a pickup truck full of manure, and he was wearing a doo-rag and blasting Snoop Dogg.

Many people think of Ohio as a state full of cows and hicks; while this is true, it's also true that the major cities have serious problems with gangs, crime and violence.

Many other contributors have mentioned that Ohio smells funny. This is because a large portion of the population hardly ever showers or changes their clothes.

Most people in Ohio are unfriendly and unintelligent. Also the weather sucks and is insanely unpredictable.

Ohio also boasts the worst drivers in the entire nation; they do not seem to understand the meaning of a green light (they believe that a green light means they should slow down and/or stop their car.)

Ohio is mostly a flat and boring state. The only really good thing about Ohio is Cedar Point, the number one rated amusement park in the US. Also, Ohio has one of the largest state fairs in the nation and Columbus has one of the largest fireworks displays in the nation. Oh, plus there's a GameWorks. Other than that, there's not much to do in Ohio, especially during the winter months.

Ohio is a nice place to visit during the summer if you want to see some of the attractions, but you definitely don't want to have to live there.
When I finally moved away from Ohio, I shouted "So long, Stinktown!" as I drove off.
by ChaosRocket May 24, 2009
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All the people on the Oregon Trail who didn't quite make it to Oregon.
"Shit, we didn't make it to Oregon. I guess we're stuck in this hellhole. Let's call it Ohio."
by Rachel Cloone October 15, 2007
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A place were there r a lot of Croatian people.
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by YES May 01, 2004
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Ohio - noun - The ultimate in suck. When something, someone, or somewhere sucks so much that you can't think of a word strong enough to define the magnitude of suck, then it becomes Ohio. The term stems from the endless bevy of suck that comes out of Ohio. People like "comedian" Drew Carey, General George Custer, and author Zane Grey all in fact have sucked at their professions and life in general. Cleveland sucks. Cincinnati sucks. The sports all really suck. Especially Ohio State. Why? Because Ohio State sucks. Therefore, ipso facto, and ergo, Ohio is the suckiest suck that's ever sucked.
Hey, did you check out that performance by the Bengals against the Jets? Man, that was Ohio.

Dude, did you see Joe pissed in his bed last night? He's so Ohio.

We should go on a vacation to anywhere but Ohio. Ohio is Ohio, for real.
by Burnsy&Kimmel January 12, 2010
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