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Geographically, the armpit of America. The drivers suck, the people suck, in general the entire state sucks.
I live in Ohio, thus I voted for Bush.
by reddqueen February 14, 2005
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Quite possibly the most worthless of the lower 48 states, Ohio boasts flat, featureless terrain populated by flat, featureless people. There are also quite a few cows. Ohio is the worst place to drive through for a number of reasons:
1. Nothing to look at
2. Nowhere decent to stop and eat
3. People from Ohio drive the speed limit in the left lane
4. Ohio cops will pull over out-of-state drivers for doing 3 over the speed limit (I shit you not)

Ohio can also be dangerous due to it's proximity to Michigan. You never know when a couple of Michigan Milita members might suddenly realize the Thumb is a penninsula and that they can leave at any time to go South, back to their redneck homeland.

Avoid Ohio if at all possible.
I would rather be molested by a hepatitis infected mandrill than spend a day in Ohio.
by Stan Von Kotin June 08, 2004
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A place that the weather changes constantly. From snowing to sunny, from 90 degrees Fahrenheit to -1 degrees in days. Like the Winter of 2016, it was hardly snowing at all. Only 1 snow day. But Winter of 2015, it was snowing very hard. About 20-30 snow days. The place that has a lot of farms. But it's cold, so we get food from other US states.
Ohio is like my girlfriend, changes her mind all the time.
by NCL.NEO August 29, 2016
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1. Toilet of the Midwest
2. Home of Fangboner Road - as seen from the Ohio Turnpike
3. A wooded wonderland that is confusing if you get lost.
4. Oh yeah, Cedar Point is there, too.
Thanks for catching Lake Erie on Fire, Ohio!
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003
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A state that everyone else mispronounces, full of annoyingly random weather. One day it will be 70 degrees and sunny, and the next, it'll be 55 degrees and there'll be a tornado, then it will be 85 degrees and humid, then it will be 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground. No joke. This crap really happens. From the southern hicktowns to the ghettos, there's a variety to see here. Just bring all your winter coats and your bathing suits; you never know what the weather might be.
Weather: *sunny*
Random Outsider: I like Oh-high-oh!
Ohioan: Oh-high-oh? What the crap is that?
Weather: BOOM FLASH FLOOD BOOM!
Random Outsider: Wtf? I hate rain!
Ohioan: Don't worry, wait 5 minutes and it'll change.
Random Outsider: *whew*
by Random Ohioan March 26, 2005
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Midwestern state, that borders, Indiana, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, and Michigan, and Lake Erie to the North
I was on my way to Ohio for the holidays and for some homemade cherry pie.
by Saints October 06, 2003
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Somewhere no one should ever have to be.
Tim: 'Let's take a road trip to Ohio!'

Steve: 'Let's not.'
by A Not So Kind Stranger July 12, 2008
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