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A boring state that I live in. It's not all hillbillies. I live in the north, and it's cool here.
Don't go further south in Ohio, or it'll be just like deliverence.
by funkfunk April 12, 2006
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Ohio is one of the best states in America, if not the best. We don't have to worry about messed up politicians or disasters (other than floods and a few tornadoes). There is a great balance of city attractions and countryside. People are generally nice and very opinionated. Lot of ethnic background in Ohio, one of the largest states in America. Great place to grow up if you live suburban Columbus; you get a mix of safety but all the good OSU parties. An yeah, definitely better than crappy-ass michigan.
Ohio is so much better than Michigan, pwned.
by Nick June 27, 2004
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The most American and least distinct of all 50 states, for better and for worse. A bit of everything from city, farm, suburb, decaying industry, new industry, colleges, malls, liberals, conservatives, etc. means that we have nothing that makes us really stand out. (Contrary to the POV of the person here who has some weird bitter vendetta about a car accident...if only we had a rep like Boston for bad drivers, at least that would be distinctive, but in reality we don't.) By the way, none of y'all can pronounce it right, which makes me think everyone here either just drove through once, or never got south of Akron or west of Athens.
Nothing says "generic" like "Ohio."
by buck December 07, 2003
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A twisted vortex that sucks in all who dare make haste across this treacherous land. Home to big hair, bad genes, and some sort of odd smell I can't put my finger on yet. Residents have a penchant for combing their mullets and molesting collies. Or is it the other way around? No ... definitely molesting collies.
Fuck dude we're in Ohio! Hey, check out that Collie!
by Poo-bear September 09, 2003
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Second most boring state in the nation. Many seek refuge in other states in order to prevent their eventual transformation into an Ohioan; a half-dead species which points at deer whenever they see one in a field, is disgusted with all sports teams that are not part of The Ohio State University, is horribly disgusted with all who do not pronounce the "The" part of aforementioned college with pride, and requires a biweekly trip to Bob Evans in order to prevent starvation. We'd evacuate the entire state if we could, but the only place that would take us would be West Virginia, and we all know that's the only place worse off than us.
"Cedar Point is pretty cool. I mean, really, it is. I go there once every eight years and it compensates for the agony of nothing happening for the rest of my life."

- Entertainment in Ohio

"Hey guys, Ted Strickland just decided that five days should be taken off of winter break!"

"Hey guys, Ted Strickland just decided that snow days no longer exist, and that if we do miss a day on one than it has to be made up in Saturday during April unless we suspend our Spring Break!"

"Hey guys, Ted Strickland has just been voted out of office, just as his policies on school changes have taken place!"

- Politics+School System in Ohio.

"Why the fuck am I still here?"

- Most commonly asked question in Ohio.

"Because it isn't West Virginia."

- Unanimous rebuttal to the most commonly asked question.
by Jacob O. December 08, 2010
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The titest state in the world. GO bucks!

2. The state michigan wants to be like
1. Ohio is tite.
2. Michigan should be more like ohio, because michigan sucks
by buckeyesman March 24, 2004
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17th state in the Union.(1803)Home of Ghoulardi and some of the best ethnic food anywhere. The best part is, we don't have Gray Davis or Hillary Clinton to worry us.
I live in Ohio.
by tradesman September 12, 2003
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