In conclusion Ohio is a push-over state with decent heritage and qualities
Dude B: Man I know, Ohio weak as shit now.
Monday: Partly sunny. High -30.
Tuesday: Overcast. High 157.
Ohio is the best state to live in. Cities like New Philadelphia, where you can let your kids play in your own back yard and not have to worry about them as much as you would if you lived in New York City. It's a place where you can be proud of where you grew up. Did you know that....
-Marietta was Ohio's first permenent settlement.
-Wilbur and Orville Wright flew the first flight in North Carolina, but were from Ohio.
-Shoenbrunn which is located in New Philadelphia was Ohio's first school.
-The Wright Brothers, from Ohio, developed and flew the first airplane in 1903.
-First Ambulance systems were established in Cincinnati in 1865.
-Cleveland is the home of America's first traffic light.
-Akron was the first city to use police cars.
-Cincinnati was the first city to have a professional fire department.
-Ohio was the first state made out of the Northwest Territory.
-Cleveland was the world's first city to be lighted electrically.
Anyways - come visit Ohio - esp Tuscarawas County - If you don't like then you don't like - but you can't judge a book by it's cover.
So, other 49 states of the U.S.U. you just got PWND!!
Person from Ohio: Yeah, we will be pwnd like we were last year and the year before and the year before..
I have family in Ohio. :P
Sarah: Where are you going for summer vacation?
Riley: Not Ohio, that's for sure. I'm going to Florida.
Sarah: Lucky you. My parents are making me go to Ohio to visit my cousins. :(
Alexandria: OMG! My mom is making me move to Ohio! The only good thing about that is going to King's Island, I hear it's really fun!
Ella: Wow. Maybe I can come visit you and we can go together, have fun! I'll miss you. :)
- Entertainment in Ohio
"Hey guys, Ted Strickland just decided that five days should be taken off of winter break!"
"Hey guys, Ted Strickland just decided that snow days no longer exist, and that if we do miss a day on one than it has to be made up in Saturday during April unless we suspend our Spring Break!"
"Hey guys, Ted Strickland has just been voted out of office, just as his policies on school changes have taken place!"
- Politics+School System in Ohio.
"Why the fuck am I still here?"
- Most commonly asked question in Ohio.
"Because it isn't West Virginia."
- Unanimous rebuttal to the most commonly asked question.