I used to think that this state was propably the most suckish, boring state EVER.
I think a lot differently now.
Here are a few things about this Awesome state.

HISTORRRYYY
This was one of the first states of the Northeast, Established in 1803. The three main cities are Columbus, the capitol, Cleveland, and Cinncinati.
The Wright Brothers were raised in Ohio.
So were eight of America's presidents.
Aaand the first man to walk on the moon.
Akron was the first town to use police cars.
Cleveland was the first fully electric powered city.
Also the first state to use traffic lights.
And many many other things that I can't remember.

TIPS, HINT, AND INFO FOR ANY TOURIST...

1; STAY. AWAY. FROM. SPRINGFEILD. TOWNSHIP. This is basically the cespoo of Ohio. Unless you are crazy, like everyone else that lives in that weird place :D

2; ..I suggest dont go to Toledo.

3; If you have the courage to yell, 'I LOVE MICHIGAN' in a public area...You. Will. Be. Eaten. Alive. Unless you're in Toledo.

4; When you hear someone yell, 'O-H', you yell 'I-O'. Dont ask questions. Just do it.

5; Don't. Diss. OSU. You will also be eaten alive for that also. Again, unless you're in Toledo

6; In response to number one, stay away from Ellet too.

7; Our weather is crap and very unpredictable. Deal with it. I suggest bringing snowboots in the middle of summer and shorts in the dead of winter.

8; Only we can diss our state. If you diss it, we'll agree with you for that second, then again, eat you alive.

9; There's a 3/4 chance you will be eaten alive.

So, that's only 1/4 of the stuff in Ohio. Come here to figure out the rest for yourself :D
But...Try not to be eaten alive...
Ohio. Pwns. Every. Other. State. In. The. Nation.
by Proud_To_Be_An_Ohioan June 29, 2008

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America is the melting pot of the world; Ohio is the melting pot of America. There will never be a pot more melting than Ohio. Some say this makes Ohio a blurry combination of everything, and that it is not very distinct among the states, but this is cantrary to the truth. No other state is like Ohio, in that it is a melting pot. Also, Ohio's flag is one of only three non-rectangular significant world flags, and the only non-rectangular flag of the states. Ohio's also cool cuz I live there.
DEVO: What's round on the ends and high in the middle? O-hi-o

Which is an interesting joke, cuz in its shape, Ohio is just the opposite: flat on the ends and low in the middle.

Ohio kicks ass.
by RiversCuomoRulz March 18, 2006

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Ohio is the heart of America and is well known for it's amusement park in Sandusky Ohio called Cedar Point, which has over fourteen rides and loads of tourists come summer.

Ohio also has a huge historical background which can be seen almost everywhere you go.

Ohio is one of the states with the most American accent.

It's pronounced, OH-HIGH-OH, not OH-HAI-UH. If you go to any person who was raised in Ohio they will laugh at you for pronouncing it differently than 99% of America.

Ohio rivals with Michigan about sports, and they don't like each other because Michigan thinks Ohioan's drive slow -- while Ohioans think they drive like bats out of hell. (Which they do.)

Most of Ohio is taken up by farms and fields, but don't judge it by the land, for there is many neat things you can discover in Ohio.
Ahai? What the heck is Ahia!? It's Ohio! Not Ahai!
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a very pretty and diverse state, with erratic weather and generally friendly people. lots of colleges and communities surrounding them; most of them active in sports and music. one of their teams, the Buckeyes, sometimes gets confused with the Bucs, which is Florida's shitty team.

oh yeah, and when it snows... it SNOWS.
Ohio > Florida

I miss Columbus and Westerville.
by SarahSANITY June 15, 2007

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A state where its weather pattern has PMS. 10 degrees and a foot of snow one day, 65 degrees and thunderstorm the next.
Bob: Man, we got a foot of snow yesterday
Jim: Yeah, but we're getting 6 inches of rain today
Bob: I'm not surprised, Ohio always has PMS
Bob: Oh well, at least we aren't Michigan
by ohio330 January 18, 2012

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A pretty cool state, really kind of average in every sense. Very demographically diverse from the inbred hicks of the southeast to the liberal jackasses in Yellow Springs. Home of many historic places and people, such as Marietta, the first settlement in America's Northwest Territory. Also home to eight U.S. Presidents. Birthplace of Wilber and Orvill Wright, and both John Glenn and Neil Armstrong. Home of the largest state university in America, The Ohio State University, boasting an enrollment of over 50,000 students. In campus population, it is surpassed only by the University of Texas. A place with suposedly bad drives, although I haven't noticed a big difference when travelling to other states. Oft-maligned and berated by other Americans for being too average. All around, a pretty sweet place.
Californian: Are you from Ohio?
Ohioan: Yeah.
Californian: Don't you guys all have cows and refrigerators on your porches?
Ohioan: You are an idiot.
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the most american place in america. its typical mid-america. full of really typical cities, a bunch of colleges, malls and even more typical suburbs. its kinda part of the midwest, but not really. ohio is bitter enemies with michigan, probably because michigan hicks have really awesome accents. the drivers and weather is no worse that where i usially live (chicago semi-suburbs)

all in all, ohio is everything in america jammed together, and its really beautiful.
ohio, the stereotypical america
by un-anymonous July 30, 2008

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