A state that everyone else mispronounces, full of annoyingly random weather. One day it will be 70 degrees and sunny, and the next, it'll be 55 degrees and there'll be a tornado, then it will be 85 degrees and humid, then it will be 25 degrees with a foot of snow on the ground. No joke. This crap really happens. From the southern hicktowns to the ghettos, there's a variety to see here. Just bring all your winter coats and your bathing suits; you never know what the weather might be.
Random Outsider: I like Oh-high-oh!
Ohioan: Oh-high-oh? What the crap is that?
Weather: BOOM FLASH FLOOD BOOM!
Random Outsider: Wtf? I hate rain!
Ohioan: Don't worry, wait 5 minutes and it'll change.
Random Outsider: *whew*
Shaped like a heart, Ohio sits underneath Lake Erie
. It is home to major cities that include Columbus
(the mistake on the lake), and mediocre cities that include Youngstown
, and Dayton
. It's been said that if you want to be in an up-and-coming NuMetal/Rap-Rock band, move to Youngstown. If you want to be in a shitty punk-cock-rock band, move to Cleveland. If you want to be in a sweet indie pop/rock band, move to Columbus. The most depressing of Ohio's landscap is west of Toledo
, it's all flat, straight down to really anything west of Columbus. SE and NE are the most beautiful parts with amazing parks and beautiful rolling hills. Some of the most back-water hicks aren't even in WVA, they're from here. Bush-votin' NASCAR-watchin mullet-havin' hicks that do indeed go cowtipping. Wendy's started here. The statements about the weather changing on a dime: completely true. There have been some winters with only one snow--of five inches, but freezing rain for the most part, that finally kicked in during the early part of December. Spring starts in May, forget calendrical values of seasons, that's when it starts. Peop...
The Cat's Asshole of America.
Person 1: Man, I hate living in Ohio
Person 2: Yeah, It's really the cat's asshole.
The titest state in the world. GO bucks!
2. The state michigan wants to be like
1. Ohio is tite.
2. Michigan should be more like ohio, because michigan sucks
state that i live in, has nice places, and nice people, often times the weather is said to be gay, or bastardish, as it maybe 60 out one day and 25 the next with 6 inches of snow on the ground.
dude i want to live in ohio
why would you say such a thing, they have crazy weather
yeah but they have bob taft!
A twisted vortex that sucks in all who dare make haste across this treacherous land. Home to big hair, bad genes, and some sort of odd smell I can't put my finger on yet. Residents have a penchant for combing their mullets and molesting collies. Or is it the other way around? No ... definitely molesting collies.
Fuck dude we're in Ohio! Hey, check out that Collie!
A place were there r a lot of Croatian people.
a lot lot lot lot