Get high at The CI on the campus of Ohio University.
Ohio University was the first school established in the Midwest, as well as the nation's 9th public university.
CHIP: "OHIO UNIVERSITY!!!"
Sally: "Is that why your ass is always bleeding?"
CHIP: "Ya duh.. it's awesome man!! I love OU"
Sally: "So Chip, what kind of car are you going to get?"
CHIP: "Well if I could afford one I would get a truck!!"
CHIP: "So when I'm living in it, I can fill the bed with water and have a pool!!"
Case Western, Miami Univ, Oberlin, Kenyon, Michigan, Indiana
Students tend to have an array of American Eagle, Abercrombie and the dreaded Hollister apparel, typically strutting in cargo shorts that would inevitably make a Fratdaddy/Sorostitute's head explode. Usually referred to as "O U Didn't Get Into Miami" students flock to the University in an effort to consume plenty of libations while studying a weak curriculum preparing to work for some CEO who most likely attended Miami University, UVA, Johns Hopkins, Georgia, or Clemson.
Delusional of the schools reputation, students pride themselves in a once a year Halloween party that is seemingly disappearing from the radar, leaving OU off the map for any claim to fame they may have once had.