A college in the middle of bumfuck Egypt where the students get pummeled my endless amounts of homework causing them to go into, what can only be considered, alcoholism. The town-I'm sorry, not town, the little spit of Hell the school is located in is so dry and boring that every student has perfected their beer pong, beer bonging, beer shotgunning and other various drinking game skills because there isn't a single other fucking thing to do other than drink.
OSU Student #1: Who the hell are those two guys that crashed our party and are 10-0 at the beer pong table?
OSU Student #2: Oh, they're the kids from Ohio Northern University. They're good 'cause, there ain't nothing to do at that school but drink."
OSU Student #1: Northern? Poor bastards...