Lauren, the one that didn't go out with Jaybo (the coolest guy in the whole universe), owns this word. It's sort of like OMFG but a lot more sophisticated. Although this is up here, that doesn't mean you can say it. This is here for reference, not word theft of my sort of/kind of/not biological/not realated to sister Lauren.
Ohhmeefeegee! You're so stupid! Jaybo does rule your world! You are a bad non-believer. Shame on you.