Top Definition
Obviously Having A Wank - when someone doesn't respond in a conversation without saying brb or equivalent, it can be assumed they are masturbating. Often triggers a response.
Jack: hey Sam, have you seen the news?

*no response*

Amy: ohaw

Jack: totally

Sam: what? sorry i was busy.

Amy: yeah i bet.
by mirdavpoc May 26, 2010

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