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something you say after you just made fun of someone for something they did or didnt do.
hey greg, good job on winning the contest earlier today...oh wait
by sveedin May 14, 2010
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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Oh wait.....Is she a big fat person....?
From silence of the lambs.

Used mostly when you are kidding,

Other spellings include,

O wate, Oh wate, O weight, O8, etc.....
I just shit my pants.....oh wait, I mean......farted

I just got a massage from craigslist and it was a dude.......Oh wait.....I mean a blow job....2x Oh weight
by DG magee January 09, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Ignore previous sentence.
Unemployed/retired person posts, "Great day to play hooky. Oh wait...!".
by Minniemo May 13, 2016
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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