the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.

1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.

Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.

1 b. Something bad.

2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.

3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.

When you go take a shit, and the poo drops out from your bum and lands hard in the toilet bowl, sending a splash of water onto your bum, cleaning your bum so you don't have to wipe it with toilet paper.

Oh Shit im out of toilet paper... commonly used when your taking a shit and realize you dont have toilet paper..

Oh dank is most commonly used to replace a variety of expressions such as oh shit, oh crap, omg and wow. Or, you can over use the word and say it at the beginning of each sentence that comes out of your herpes infested mouth. :]