the last piece of toilet paper that left after doing "the deal"
i was stucked at the public-toilet for an hour cuz' there allways an "oh-shit paper" on there
|2.||oh shit im out of toilet paper|
1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.
2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.
Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.
when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.
Hertz-(yelling toward the bathroom door): "Dude, what's takin' so long in there?
Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"
Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"
Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"
Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."
1. a. An exclamatory phrase conveying sentiments of astonishment, surprise, anger, annoyance, bewilderment or other general feelings of shock. Should be spoken with great emphasis.
Not directly related to the act of smearing shit on or having shit smeared on the tits, but rather the emotions equivalent to the feeling of shock upon realizing shit is on the tits.
1 b. Something bad.
2. Alternatively equivalent to the feeling of great release after shitting on someone's tits.
3. Related to the idea that someone has knows nothing about something.
1. a. "Ohhhhh Shit tits, I shouldn't have done that last night, I don't think I had a condom."
1. b. "OH Shit tits! My paper was due this morning!"
2. "Shit tits!"
3. "you don't know shit tits about that"
When you go take a shit, and the poo drops out from your bum and lands hard in the toilet bowl, sending a splash of water onto your bum, cleaning your bum so you don't have to wipe it with toilet paper.
Oh, WATER SHIT! The water that other people's shit have been in is now on my bum! Now I need to get a towel to... oh SHIT! Now where can I get a towel?
Oh Shit im out of toilet paper... commonly used when your taking a shit and realize you dont have toilet paper..
Mom: what honey?
Son: Get me a roll of toilet paper im out.
Mom: OK ill be right there.
Oh dank is most commonly used to replace a variety of expressions such as oh shit, oh crap, omg and wow. Or, you can over use the word and say it at the beginning of each sentence that comes out of your herpes infested mouth. :]
Guy : Guess what
Girl : What
Guy : I just found out that the girl I've been dating for the past 8 months is actually my cousin
Girl: OH DANK !
Girl : OH DANK I just fell off my chair.
Guy : OH DANK, I've ran out of toilet paper ..