| 1. | pussy stomper | ||
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to stomp on a small innocent little pussy.. only a couple of weeks old.. and left fighting for its life.. oh shit im brian and ive just stomped on a little pussy... shit im a pussy stomper
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| 2. | Jonas Brothers | ||
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JONAS BROTHERS =
1. They actually like men, but weren't ever attractive enough to attract decent men, so they though HEY LETS PEDOPHILE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS. YAY. 2. They're ugly because their parents were cows. 3. They say they're Christian, but really they're Amish. SHH, SECRETS. 4. They've actually gotten blowjobs, handjobs, and got their vaginas fingerbanged by their 12year old fans. 5. Cockroaches write their music. 6. They fucked Walt Disney's dead body, and that's why Disney allows them on their channel. THANK YOU :) JONAS BROTHERS :
1. NICK : Damn, I wish we could be gay. JOE : BUT WE'RE UGLY :( OTHER BROTHER : HMM, 12 year olds are hot these days. All : YAY. 2. ALL THE BROTHERS: HEY MOM AND DAD. MOM AND DAD : MOO. 3. NICK: OH NO, THIS GIRL TOLD ME TO CALL HER! BUT IM AMISH. JOE : OH SHIT. NICK : plus buy me condoms, cause im 14 and need them. 4. NICK : OOH BABY. 12 YEAR OLD : I DONT KNOW HOW TO SUCK DICK BUT I LOVE YOU. JOE : SUCK ME TOO. OTHER BROTHER : FINGER BANG MY VAG. 5.COCKROACH : I WRITE THEIR MUSIC. 6. WALT DISNEY : OOH BABYYY. NICK, JOE, OTHERGUY : DAMN YOU'RE TIGHT. DISNEY PEOPLE : ROFL. YOU'RE IN. |
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| 3. | namahs | ||
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the unbeatable, unfadeable, untouhable big daddy namahs
im something like a god in the streets son! everything your mother ever wanted in a man "oh shit, thats NAMAHS. EVERYBODY RRUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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| 4. | Visor Dump | ||
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Performing a corpse hump over the face of a dead opponent while blowing a raspberry in the mic, making it sound like you took a dump on their face. Timmy "oh no im dead and he is going to corpse hump me"
John "No timmy, I shit on your face with my Visor Dump PHRRRRRRRPP" |
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| 5. | rune raped | ||
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Rune Raped- the term being as you just start of your runescape adventure you are almost instantly killed by creatures or by higher level players bc you do not understand the game which I lost Ok lets see I just finished that stupid training now lets just go attack that random person, oh shit im dead lol you got rune raped
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| 6. | nooked | ||
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Act of being fucked.
Derived from the slang word nookie in the 1920's ) Dude 1; did u know there's a math test tomorrow?
Dude 2: oh shit! There is? Damn.im nooked. Cja:) |
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| 7. | Phil Collins | ||
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Phil Collins is a gay faggot and sings like crap!
Especially the Disney songs like tarzan!!! Kayla: What the hell is this crap!?!?
Matt: Its Phil Collins! Hes hot as don't bag him! Kayla: Ok this is shit im going to kill you now!! Matt: Oh no im dead! |
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