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phrase coined by d.j. tanner on full house
Uncle Jesse: Kimmy just got hit by a car!
D.J.: Oh mylanta!!
by what's her face May 05, 2004
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Uncle Jesse's favorite saying on the timeless classic sitcom, Full House.
Stephanie drives Uncle Joey's car into the kitchen. Jesse interjects, "Oh my lanta!"
by Teeheeheehee May 10, 2006
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A way of expressing surprise or astonishment. Used in place of phrases including "Oh my God!" or "Oh my Lord!," so as not to offend anyone by "using the Lord's name in vain."

Origin: Mylanta is an antacid used to alleviate symptoms including heartburn, acid indigestion, sour stomach or gas. Thus, "My" tends to lead into "Lanta" rather smoothly.
"Did you notice that woman had a strange bulge in her crotch?"
"OH my LANTA are you SERIOUS?!"
by suitesuitesuite April 06, 2009
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Originating on the show "Full House" it is an expression of shock.
DJ Tanner: ohmylanta Steph, look what Michelle just did!
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An alternative way to say "Oh my Lord" or "Oh my god". The origin of the phrase is unknown. Not even the most brilliant scientists can decipher the mystery.
"Oh My Lanta! I just wet myself."
"Oh My Lanta! That man must weigh over 450 pounds!"
by J-dog April 25, 2005
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a phrase meaning the same thing as OHMYGOD but southern-ized. used frequently by smallz. showing genuine shocking emotions.
megz: mario said that he loved me today
smallz: OHMYLANTA!
by h4444411111 May 19, 2009
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Definition unknown, though suspected it may be similar to "Oh my God" and "Oh my gosh".
Oh my lanta! I think I just soiled myself!
by Jimmy Pop Bo Bop November 19, 2003
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