| 1. | Oh My Goodness | ||
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Since men have terms such as spiderman, bloody snowball, and superman, we women decided that we need a sexual move of our own. An "Oh My Goodness" is while having sex in the missionary position, right before the male orgasms, the female punches the man in the face and yells "OH MY GOODNESS" one must make sure that the "OH MY GOODNESS" is yelled in a high pitch scream. Hey if they can cum on our back and then punch us in the head, why the heck cant we punch them in the face before they cum? I decided to hook up with my ex boyfriend and to use this move. My ex boyfriend always makes a crazy face before he cums. I knew this so I wanted us to have sex in the missionary position. Right as he was making the face, I punched him in the nose and yelled "OH MY GOODNESS!"
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| 2. | Oh My Wellness | ||
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Also known as "Oh Em W". Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness". Person 1: "So I went to the library to try to get my homework done, but guess what? I was on Urban Dictionary the whole time!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!" |
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| 3. | Oh My Hooves | ||
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"Oh My Goodness!" on another level. Not necessarily pertaining or related to a specific species of Equus caballus. "Oh My Hooves" this party is off the chain.
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| 4. | Oh My Gah! | ||
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Instead of saying "oh my God" or "oh my gosh". Jessica Simpson uses this term quite often on her MTV Show and manages to annoy her husband and family. My neighbour is in hospital!
"Oh my Gah!! What happened?" |
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| 5. | oh my goodness! | ||
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Used as an interjection when something is blown out of proportion or simply surprising Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness! |
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| 6. | oh my goodness! | ||
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Used as an interjection when something is blown out of proportion or simply surprising Oh my goodness, did you see the size of those grapefruits? And they're on such a small fruit stand!
Amanda, oh my goodness! |
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| 7. | oh my shnaz | ||
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a way to say oh my gosh 1:dude your broke you mom's vase!
2:oh my shnaz! 1:sucks for you |
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