oh my god

An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible

"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"

by get over it!! August 6, 2004

oh my god

2004: verbal fashion accessory used by the mindless. 2005: so over.

"Oh my god, like my ears are so numb from hearing some dumb-ass going 'oh my god' every five seconds."

by Molly Polo December 15, 2004

oh my god

what is said during great sex

OH MY GOD, your cock feels amazing in my pussy!!!!!

by Princess Pussy Willow December 6, 2004

oh my god

A phrase used in answer to a really boring account of an event that is supposed to interest you, but doesn't; meant to be polite, but any ass with a brain would be able to detect the flat sarcasm within.

"And then, I went like no way, and then he went yeah I want you, and then I went but you're parents might come home...can you believe him?!"

"Oh my god."

by Larissa January 15, 2004

oh my god

an exclamation used during anal sex

oh my god, my ass is bleeding
oh my god, that's in my butt

by 315 & T-Dog! February 28, 2003

oh my god

exclamation used by Justin Capps to exclaim when something obsurd or outrageous such as someone having whiskey dick it is common to use the phrase "Oh my God" in a deep voice while putting your right hand with a hook to your mouth as if smoking a cigar

Derived from the movie "Tommy Boy"

"Parker couldn't get it up? 'Oh my god'"

by C-red February 17, 2004

Oh my god!

An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.

She just shat herself shitless on her teacher's car

OH... MY... GOD!

by animedude May 1, 2004