Organised Fun 

Any event or activity organsied through work in which fun is encouraged but which is so lame it is impossible to enjoy yourself.

Team: Why are you coming to the team do at x?

Me: I hate organised fun!

Organised Fun by Business With Attitude October 19, 2008

Organised alcoholic

A regular party animal who can still get to work the next day and be functional as well! The worker who drinks a lot of alcohol and can still be normal at work the day after a party.

Girl: Still alive after last night's party? You're quite the organised alcoholic.
You: Work hard, play hard!!

Organised alcoholic by Drew's chew July 30, 2011

Organised Crime

Disorganised and corrupt... NOT clever

The Organised crime mastermind is in jail again.. because he is above the law ?

That's what He reckons.!!
LOL
But the
Crook Cops required
To evade the law

Must follow the law

To be above the law

For deluded crims

Togetherness

law breaking
NOT Best match
Opposites attract
..
JAIL ha ha

Organised Crime by TSARINA November 10, 2017

organised chaos

something that will appear messy, all over the place and chaotic but the instigator of the mess still knows where everything is and can find anything without having to think about it

mum: your room is so untidy
john: no it isn't it's organised chaos
mum: ok where are your trainers?
john: there next to the bookshelf under my gym kit

organised chaos by peter231 March 22, 2011

Organised

To get, or be drunk. Slang of possible Victorian origin.

Ah man, tonight we have to get totally organised, serious.

Last night I got so organised I tried to bake a cake when I got home, it didn't go well.

Organised by Wally Norman January 21, 2009

organised religion 

n. Often church-oriented, it is a means to control the masses, using such promises as eternal life, love, power, and happiness. It also involves fictional characters such as Jesus Christ, Satan, Jehova, etc. as well as fictitious places like Heaven, Hell, and Limbo.

From an objective point of view, the world leader attained his power using the fear instilling objects from organised religion.

organised religion by [e-mail] May 16, 2010