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suburban offroading 

When a person, or group of people drive on the lawns of subdivision homes, as opposed to the street. Similar to a lawn job, but with several random targets instead of a specific one. Also, destruction of property is usually minimal.
Man, suburban offroading in Mike's jeep last weekend was a blast. Let's go mailboxing next weekend.
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Turkish Offroader 

The act of squatting on the side of the road and taking a shit. This is usually only necessary while driving if there is no toilet for miles and you really need to take a shit.
"The nearest toilet is 30 minutes away, guess I need to take a Turkish Offroader."
Turkish Offroader by BBone224 October 15, 2018

offroadaz 

The most popular club at P.A. with their infamous fire setting, cider drinking and skateboarding. Often heard saying "Offroadaz fo life!"
Did you see the fire engines last night, the offroadaz must have been up to their usual tricks!
offroadaz by Sean Mecca June 11, 2006
Offroad means to travel offroad
That last split decision when you decide you don't want to go through the tunnel or over the overpass or by pass the toll booth by jumping the concrete mediun strip at 100k's good thing your fourby has long travel in the suspension or otherwise your wheels and diffs will be left behind ~ or ~ overtaking that damned semi thats holding you up by cutting the corner (left hand bend) and cutting through the truck stop on the side of the road to squeeze past, or overtaking two vehicles travelling parrallel to each other by driving up the middle of them causing them to go offroad.
Offroad by rootyou May 16, 2006

Offroading 

Placing your head between someone's ass cheeks and then shaking it vigorously back and forth and making a motorboat sound. (Similar to motorboating, but to someone's ass instead of their tits)
Damn, look at the ass on that girl! I'd love to throw on my super swampers and go OFFROADING!
Offroading by Danimalicous August 23, 2011
Using a 4x4 vehicle, ATV or motorcycle to travel on trails other than paved roads and maintained dirt roads.

Also offroading, offroader.
We got a Jeep so we could go offroad.
offroad by OffroadGirl September 8, 2004

Rule 1 of Road Trips 

Don't be an asshole.

Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...