Oriented aroace 

A person who feels neither sexual nor romantic attraction to anybody - and is therefore aromantic asexual, or 'aroace' - but experiences an attraction which is strong enough to be recognized as an orientation.
There could be, for example, straight, bi, or gay aroaces.

A: "I... think I like you."
B: "Huh? I thought you were aromantic asexual?"
A:"Sure! But that doesn't mean I'm not attracted to people in any way... I'm an oriented aroace, and I think I have a squish (aromantic asexual crush) on you."

Oriented aroace by Fried Jam May 15, 2019

Offended 

The WORST Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Ever. Period. End of discussion.

Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again...

Offended by Danny-V October 9, 2008

Offended Out Of Obligation 

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

Offended Out Of Obligation by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009

recreationally offended 

the action of actively seeking societal issues that may or may not cause frustration or resentment.

Mike is such a recreationally offended douche, he's always on Gawker looking for reasons to be pissed off.

recreationally offended by challbruh August 5, 2015

object-oriented masturbation 

the stimulation or manipulation of one’s own ego by way of using object-oriented code in places where it has no advantage instead resulting in unnecessary complication and bloat.

Objective: Sum two numbers and print the result in the format “The answer is: X” where X is the sum of the two numbers:

Object-oriented masturbation solution:

function MathLib(){

this.answer = null;
}

MathLib.prototype.sum = function (x,y){

this.answer = x + y;
}

MathLib.prototype.getAnswer = function(){

return this.answer;
}

function Printer(){

this.preText = ”;
}

Printer.prototype.setPreText = function(str){

this.preText = str;
}

Printer.prototype.out = function (str){

document.write(this.preText + str);
}

// To run
var math = new MathLib();
var print = new Printer();
math.sum(1,1);
print.setPreText(‘The answer is: ‘);
print.out(math.answer);

object-oriented masturbation by a304681 March 7, 2010

Offended 

An annoying trend among basic middle aged woman. Often used without knowing why.

Zack West was so offended that he was offended about being offended.

Offended by blockheadseth December 25, 2016

oriented strand board 

oriented strand board also known as flake board is an engineered wood product similar to particle board except using wood strands oriented in different directions with resin to form a solid sheet much stronger than particle board or plywood used in construction furniture making and many more uses

that furniture my neighbor built from oriented strand board is strong and beautiful wow

oriented strand board by littlejimmie March 2, 2019