Male bar-fly commonly found wearing chinos and tucked in check shirt. Brogues are optional but highly recommended. Must drive a 4x4 to quickly get round the village green. Unlikely to have ever been on a fucking farm but will bleat publicly down their damned phone about how many grand they've had to pay the builders, land registry, wife etc etc. Probably a locally active conservative. And cunt.
Look at him over there, fucking office farmer.