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Off-road Head 

The act of receiving road head while driving off-road so as to allow the bumps in the road do the work for you.

Caution: Driving too fast while receiving off-road head can have disastrous results. 15 mph is the maximum recommended speed.
Erin said she was too tired to give Michael road head so he turned his 4x4 down an old dirt trail to get some off-road head instead.
Off-road Head by drawkcaB August 5, 2015
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off road permit 

a tattoo located above a womans ass. See also Tramp Stamp Implying permission to access the Hershey highway or take the mud trail.
"Check out the off road permit... I'm throwin it in the pooper later"
off road permit by B.Bolic January 4, 2007

off-road season 

During a womens menstrual cycle, the man or women may suggest to the other they 'go off-road'.

This means to engage in anal sex in order to avoid having sex via the vagina during her period (bloody mess).

Many couples enjoy this alternative with the aid of a water-based lubricant.

If you want to be more romantic you can always ask in French would you like to "aller tout-terrain"?
Off-road season is a chance to explore another side of your sex life. Enjoyment for the man and the woman.
off-road season by heypresto December 17, 2010

off road scrambler

Similar to a Chinese fire drill but orgy-like. Everyone exits the vehicle to try new positions.
The gang frequently pulls over to do the off road scrambler.
off road scrambler by P-for-paranoia December 17, 2019

Super Off Road 

A Super Nintendo rally racing game involving Toyota trucks. It features an over-head view. You race against 3 other trucks as you earn money to upgrade your truck. Steering is relative to where you're facing.
Super Off Road is great...except for that damn silver truck...
Super Off Road by Squeegee September 16, 2008

Urban Off-road

Urban Off-road is an exclusive group of Jeep and truck owners who tear up urban settings, such as schools, parks and neighborhoods in their off-road vehicles. Urban Off-road has been known to drive up and down large sets of stairs, up and over curbs and lawns, through school playgrounds and doing donuts on playing fields. Urban Off-road hits mostly at night and marks where it has been with a sticker of their logo, Urban Off-road.
Dude! Urban Off-road drove through the school last night, they left a their tags in the parking lot and soccer fields.
Urban Off-road by Shadows_ck September 18, 2008

never taken off road 

What you write in the Facebook marketplace ad for your clapped out piece of shit patrol that overheated on Fraser twice and got launched off gunshot so hard both the axels look life leaf springs.
Yeah mate she looks petty average but how many tracks has she been down?
Nah mate never flogged never taken off road old lady drove it twice weekly to the shops and bingo.
Sure sure mate so why's it need four low just to pull outta the driveway?