off the hard

anything that you find good

Oh shit, that new lexus is off the hard!

by chillagen June 4, 2005

off the hard

Gangsta. Cousin to "off the chain"

I sell it whip by whip, it's off the hard.

-Clipse

by B.I. April 7, 2003

Caught off Hard

1.) That sad moment when you're not expecting a boner, and one happens. Usually because of a once unattractive girl.

2.) The awkward moment when a guy's boner touches you.

Stacy: Hey George. How's it been?
George: *omg, she's so ugly* Pretty good.
Stacy: What's that....? *points to George's boner*

*next day*

Darin: Hey dude. How'd it go with Stacy?
George: Bro. I got so caught off hard..
Darin: That's rough...

by AHS-Buddies December 31, 2013

Twice off the same hard

Engaging in coitus and after the first ejaculation, continuing with the same hard-on until a second spilling of the love beans.

'My God' guffawed Mary at the Golf Club lunch, 'Roger was rampant last night, he managed to fuck me twice off the same hard'

by fanimani April 11, 2009