|1.||fuck off bottle|
3 litres. Usually refers to cider. After the contents are consumed, usually leads to annoyed aggression, and the phrase "just fuck off!!". Also known as 'wreck the house'
Im heading down the offie for a fuck off bottle of cider, do you want anything fetched?
A chav, commonly a young boy, who hangs around the corner of a McDonalds or an 'offie' (off lisence)trying to pick a fight with the first unsuspecting person they see (usually a person half their age, or half theie size, which is saying something, as the average height of a chav is around 4") They 'start on' their pray in packs, but alone they sulk around and run off, when a police man comes strolling their way.
A chavette, more often than not 14 years old and pregnant, are not much differant to chavs, except for the fact that their girls. (*ahem*)
Chavs prefer to wear big brands, or big 'fake' brands. Usually wear brightly coloured tracksuits, tucked into their socks, a burberry cap, stuck at an abnormal angle, and lots of *ahem* 'bling, bling'.
They like to talk, in a way that abuses the english language. They abbreviate most words, although they do not know what the word means!
A chav also thinks that the only population of people are chavs and goths, and clearly if you are not part of one of these catagories, nothing you say matters (although to them only what a fellow chav says matters anyway)
A typical chav conversation
"ight la, whats appnin, u goin to maccyDs laters ked?"
|3.||The Alpha-Bitch Facade|
A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade is a girl who acts like a bad-ass Online, when, realy, she's a sad little mouse in real life. She creates the illusion of being straight-foreword, brutally "honest", bitchy, snarky, fourth-right and having a take-no-prisoners kind of attitude towards anyone and everyone they don't like or agree with. Basically, she creates an Online personality that is nothing like herself in real life. Any girl using this rediculous front tends to use icons that depict aggressiveness in herself, like using the words "Alpha-Bitch" in said icons. Here is a list of REAL charictaristics a chick may have when she's put up The Alpha-Bitch Facade:more...
- was picked on in school.
- Continues to be bitter about being picked on in school, even though it was 10-20 years ago.
- Is easily embarrassed and therefore has allot of pent-up frustrations from ages ago.
- Tends to be chubby or all-out fat; but if they lost weight, they'll either make fun of people who still are fat or deny that they ever were fat, or both.
- Tend to be "hard core" feminists.
- Despite being a feminist, this chick seems to think all other women are either stupid or weak.
- Are sometimes accute Britishism Whores, acting allot more worldly than they actually are.
- Refuses to admit they're wrong and seem to believe everyone wants to know their opinion.
- Want to be like the character they created online, but simply don't have the balls.
- Are actually cowards.
A girl wit...
A furry purple dentist wanted on six continents for murder, pedophilia, molestation, exhibitionism, kidnapping, possession of marijuana and other illicit substances, possession of child pornography, racial discrimination, abuse of animals, theft of a valuable artifact (a rocket) from the Smithsonian Museum, theft of a bicycle, piloting a hot-air balloon without a lisence, and illegaly practicing dentistry. Known to go by the aliases of Anthromorphic Surgeon and Professor Lepus. Last seen visiting a soapland with Mama Luigi.
Dr. Rabbit: And now, let's have buttsex!
Asian kid: Huh?
Dr. Rabbit: It's okay, everyone! Everybody has sex with children!
North American kid: Really??!
Dr. Rabbit: Yes! (turns off light) Oh, baby! Oh, baby!