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Ocarina of Time 

The sole greatest Legend of Zelda game in existence, and therefore the greatest video game in existence as well.

Developed for the Nintendo 64 and released on November 23, 1998, this was the first time we saw a 3D Zelda game. It won the 1999 Game of the Year award. It has held the #1 spot on GameRankings.com for over a decade.

Preorders of the game were received with a gold cartridge, whereas off-the-shelf versions were received with the standard gray carts seen on most N64 titles. The two styles of carts bear few differences in gameplay, only in the changing of Ganondorf's blood from red to green, the removal of an Islamic chant from the Fire Temple's background music, as well as the fixing of a few reported glitches in gameplay.

Ocarina of Time spawned a single direct sequel, Majora's Mask in 2000, which takes place after Ocarina of Time's child timeline. This would be the last time we would see a realistic style Zelda game until Twilight Princess in 2006.

Ocarina of Time has been subsequently re-released on the GameCube on a promotional disc for preordering WindWaker, as well as on a Collector's disc featuring The Legend of Zelda, Adventure of Link, and Majora's Mask that was bundled with new GameCubes. It has also been released on the Wii's Virtual Console, retaining all but its rumble ability. These versions are based on the gray cart versions of the game.

Ocarina of Time has set a new standard for adventure games that has yet to be topped.
There aren't enough words in any language to describe how awesome Ocarina of Time is.
Ocarina of Time by GC_Midnight November 15, 2009
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Shrek (unit of time) 

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.
Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏

Everywhere at the end of time 

A compilation of albums created by “the caretaker”. It is 6 hours long and is supposed to simulate dementia to listeners. Many people have reported immense negative emotions and forgetfulness after listening to the album. Listen at your own risk.
Did you listen to everywhere at the end of time? It’s quite trippy.

waist of time 

The narrow part in the middle of an hour-glass.
Just watching the skinny section of an hour glass is a waist of time.
waist of time by upstream February 23, 2010

tincture of time 

A small amount of time.

A Tincture is a preparation that contains a potent medicine and an extraction solvent; for example Opium and Alcohol. The solvent pulls elements of the medicine and thins it out.

This is a medical phrase which refers to the fact that the body will fix problems on its own if given time to do so. In fact many problems will resolve if given time, and are made worse by fussing over them.
Give your child Tylenol and tincture of time, and the fever will abate.

Cover the wound, watch for signs of infection, and apply tincture of time. It will heal shortly.
tincture of time by Trelligan April 8, 2017

Ocarina of Time 3D 

A recreation of the best video game ever, but with a 3D screen. See Ocarina of Time.
Ocarina of Time 3D is the best video game ever!