The qween of ducks 

The qween of ducks is a girl with blue hair that hides ducks around the school and her name is Jamaica

Kaelon: hey Jamaica what are you doing

Jamaica: im hiding ducks around the school

Josh:ok your majesty

Kaelon: the qween of ducks has risen

The qween of ducks by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

king of ducks 

Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.

Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}

king of ducks by EncryptedThoughts April 16, 2019

Suck a Bag of Ducks 

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

Suck a Bag of Ducks by Not using my real name October 27, 2019

retard of ducks

a group of ducks that loiter in a hotel parking lot and make the motion sencer doors go WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh WHOOSH whoosh

A group of ducks sitting in a puddle in the middle of a hotel parking lot when there is a huge lake 50 feet from the back of the hotel. A retard of ducks standing under the hotel auning, because its raining, making the doors open and close.

retard of ducks by spartan104 June 26, 2008

Birthing A Flock Of Ducks 

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.

I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.

Birthing A Flock Of Ducks by Tasteless_Humor November 8, 2015

Aidan Keeper of Ducks 

Aidan Keeper of Ducks a fucking legend the soundest guy you know be careful he's the bearer of the greatest name in the universe and owns ducks built for war. He is a god among men apart of the AXDXN super army.

Oh no its Aidan Keeper of Ducks in our presence we have to show obedience before he unleashes his ducks.

Aidan Keeper of Ducks by Someguythatissad May 27, 2020

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

eat a bag of dicks by Neonatrias November 1, 2009