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cup of coffee for your head 

When your friend or partner is sick or came back from work tired and exhausted, you say I’ll make a cup of coffee for your head. This makes your life feel more like you have someone.
I noticed you look a little sick, so let me make a cup of coffee for your head.

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan 

The full name of the movie starring Borat released in November 2006.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was hilarious.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers 

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
Word of the Day on January 27, 2008

I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world 

i finally did it omg i made it blue.
try to make this blue ig: h4tujrovutifjuirbugdfjgkdfvkdvj

- tori
I'm so proud of myself for achieving this life goal. I can finally rest happy knowing that I did the world

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos 

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.
Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant

1. a place where you send your friends as a sort of punishment for being, saying, or doing something redundant. the redundant act must be unnecessary or unneeded.

3. a place where you send your friends as a remedy for being, saying or doing something twice, or more than one time or repeating repeating themselves in various ways that are different but mean the same thing.

3. a home for redundants
That's it, (to redundant friend) your going to the redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant.